The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.

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    lunch but couldn't eat due to
     
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    his hands falling off inconveniently as
     
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    he was looking at internet porn
     
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    on Riker's computer and having a
     
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    a party with a toaster and
     
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    some sentient leftovers from the fridge
     
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    Riker didn't appreciate having his stuff
     
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    used without his permission and he
     
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    got really angry yelling at everyone
     
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    Picard put him in time out
     
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    and decreed that porn was normal
     
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    and that wanking was permitted on
     
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    the bridge except during a red
     
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    alert, because that would be inappropriate
     
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    and could vex the Klingon aggressors
     
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    who weren't as progressive as Picard
     
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    but Admiralty countermanded Picard's decree because
     
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    they were all uptight poo squeezers
     
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    Picard hated them for that but
     
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    he spilled Earl Grey on Beverly's