Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
lunch but couldn't eat due to
his hands falling off inconveniently as
he was looking at internet porn
on Riker's computer and having a
a party with a toaster and
some sentient leftovers from the fridge
Riker didn't appreciate having his stuff
used without his permission and he
got really angry yelling at everyone
Picard put him in time out
and decreed that porn was normal
and that wanking was permitted on
the bridge except during a red
alert, because that would be inappropriate
and could vex the Klingon aggressors
who weren't as progressive as Picard
but Admiralty countermanded Picard's decree because
they were all uptight poo squeezers
Picard hated them for that but
he spilled Earl Grey on Beverly's
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