Picard Poster

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Picard' started by Khan 2.0, Jul 10, 2019.

  1. captainkirk

    captainkirk Commodore Commodore

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    It's yet another Delta Vega, this time it's right next to Earth.
     
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  2. Grendelsbayne

    Grendelsbayne Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Some Pitbulls can get pretty chunky in their later years, even if they started out quite skinny. Take a look at Cesar Milan's dog Junior when he first got him compared to years later.

    No, no Sisko's baseball was actually a semi-sentient but shy bit of Odo's goo. Frodo was the greatest pet in the Star Trek franchise.
     
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  3. F. King Daniel

    F. King Daniel Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Light doesn't do that unless it's coming around another planet or moon. I'm really thinking they've moved the Picard family vineyard off Earth.
     
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  5. Michael

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    Cool poster. Although I think it's kind of a bad sign that Patrick Stewart's personal hobbies and preferences are creeping into the production (once again). It's what got us the dune buggy chase in Nemesis and Action Hero Picard in all the movies.
     
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  6. Grendelsbayne

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    It seems pretty obvious they haven't moved anything. If that planet is actually a thing in the show and not just a cool looking poster element designed to remind people that this show is also about space and not just wine-making, then all it means is that at some point Picard exists at a vineyard on an alien planet. It may or may not be his vineyard (or even a real vineyard at all, considering Trek history) and even if it is his vineyard, it obviously isn't the same one his family comes from since that's on Earth. There's absolutely no reason he couldn't decide in the multiple decades we haven't seen him that he doesn't want to live on Earth anymore.
     
  7. SJGardner

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    I wonder if people also took the poster for Discovery Season 2 to mean there's a giant Michael Burnham out there whose head alone is bigger than the Enterprise itself.
     
  8. Llywela

    Llywela Commander Red Shirt

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    Well, they are going to have an Aramis in the new show with Santiago Cabrera ;)
     
  9. Haggis and tatties

    Haggis and tatties Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I bet Data's old neural network was been uploaded into the dog because it was removed from B4 because he kept sticking forks into a toasters and never learned, so they removed it and stuck it into Picards dog, hence we have Data the dog, and now all we need to see is if that vineyard has by chance a yellow bricked road runing through it. lol
     
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    You can't imagine, how disappointed I was, when I found out, thats not the case...
     
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  11. Qonundrum

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    A picture is a thousand words, but without those thousand words being said anyone can conjure up any thousand words they want.

    It looks like a ripoff of STID's poster as made by someone jonesin' for teh juice, given Picard's evil scheming mind meld with Porthos' third stunt double. And Porthos would have given everyone on the ship allergic reactions given how they recirculate the air, but I digress.

    That yellow orange pukefest is nowhere near as patronizing as this:

    https://www.startrek.com/news/star-trek-picard-first-look-poster

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    https://www.startrek.com/sites/defa...19-05/cover-st-picard-delta.jpg?itok=Cne1qKyE

    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
  12. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Vice Admiral Admiral

    No no no. He's Jean-Lush Picard.

    Makes total sense now.
     
  13. Qonundrum

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    Actually, they might, in a very special time travel episode and for the benefit of the pooch:


    (as you can see, the wagon is bringing more wino kegs to his master, Jean-Lush Picard - works perfectly!)
     
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  14. DaveyNY

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    You forgot the "Firefly-like" jacket.
    :cool:
     
  15. DaveyNY

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    Not Frodo, Proto ... as in 'plasm'.
    ;)
     
  16. Agony_Boothb

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    Oh get real. Is there nothing you won't complain about?

    You really are talking a load of shit and generalising an entire breed. Every Pitbull i've had the joy of meeting has been a big loveable baby. Reason being their owners treated them well, socialised them with other other dogs and children. Dogs are like people, if they are raised poorly they will behave poorly. The breed doesn't matter. Also the dog is Patrick Stewart's how about you tweet him and tell him how much you'd like to see his dog dead, and see how he responds.
     
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  17. Jackson_Roykirk

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    And solves mysteries.
    Scooby-dooby-doooooo!
     
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    Admiral Archer's Prized Beagle finally re-materialized, as a French pitbull in another universe.
     
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  19. Jackson_Roykirk

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    Maybe Picard rescued the dog from the former person who cropped the ears.
    That would give the writers a chance to get the rescue narrative into the story.
     
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  20. The Wormhole

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    So now that Picard has a pet pitbull, the obvious next step is to get Pitbull the rapper involved. Actually, thinking about it now, I'm imagining Pitbull's "I Know You Want Me" playing during Picard's dance moves in Insurrection.
     
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