My meat eating day are decades in the past, so I don't have any recipes handy, but since they are basically sentient space cows, every recipe dealing with cow meat should do. I remember Tafelspitz tasting quite good, back when I thought meat tasted good, so, yeah, Kelpian Tafelspitz is what I would cook
lol I knew what this thread was gonna be before I opened it. BTW soup is delightful. Maybe a Kelpien Smash Burger for me
What about human? Do you think Kol did anything special with Georgiou? Klingon allspice? A little basil?
Something about that ganglia had me thinking seafood. Looked like shrimp. Fried Kelpien poppers with cocktail sauce, anyone?
They should be steamed in the tears born from pity and waste. Tenderise them first by throwing them under a bus. Provide Starfleet badges for toothpicks.
BTW, are we 100% sure Burnham ate Saru? They all kinda look the same: Or am I being scifi-racist for thinking that? J/K But seriously, isn't it funny that Saru is the shortest of the three kelpians presented?