Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #540: Welcome aboard!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. Catarina

    Catarina Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    PICARD-Xavier : The white lights represent the humans.
     
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  2. JesterFace

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    RIKER: Hey, it's Gates in here trying to get back on the show. You know Gates, right Diana, she was Dr Crusher.
    PULASKI: Transporter chief, quick, beam this pod into space soon as possible, danger danger!
     
  3. Triskelion

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    O'Brien: Who got the mail order bride?
    Riker: Worf.
    O'Brien:
    I didn't know Russian dudes ordered Russian brides by space mail too.
    Pulaski: How else do you keep her from taking one look and catching a bus home?
     
  4. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    It was at this moment Worf realized he had the phaser set on 'SLOW'
     
  5. tharpdevenport

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    Picard: "Damnit, Mr. Worf -- that's your hand-held welder! Why you even keep that on your belt next to your phaser is beyond me."
     
  6. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: You might want to switch to the long range setting, Mister Worf.
     
  7. Orac

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    Riker: The fuck?!
     
  8. LeadHead

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  9. Orac

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    Obrien: Not this shit again!