The Naked Now : everyone lose their minds Deja Q : Q is being a bigger ***hole than usual Allegiance : looks like Captain Picard can win a karaoke competition The Ensigns of Command : Data gets kisses
The Offspring : Android cuteness overload Datalore : When you realize you will never get along with your sibling Skin of Evil : Genetically modified petroleum takes hostage Elementary, Dear Data : more android cuteness, now with extra Holmes ! Sins of a Father : Worf is angrier than usual
Peak Performance: Nobody has a peak performance, not Data, not Picard, not Kolrami, not even Riker, because all he did was marginally outwit Ferengi Second Chances: Picard tells everyone to make Tom Riker feel welcome. Deanna & Will must've been daydreaming during that briefing The Perfect Mate: She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign. She said "What you need is love potion number nine"
Captain's Holiday : Picard's desperate search for a place to read a book without being interrupted. Also : kisses and woohoo ! The Child : The reason you'd always have a morning-after-pill nearby, even if nothing happened in the first place. The Measure of a Man : Data gets all the attention...I love it ! (Bonus: I hate Bruce Maddox) The Dauphin : Wesley Crusher's first flirting attempt is interrupted by Chewbacca. Legacy : Data falls in love with Tasha's sister...in his own android way !
"Unification" Two generations meet as the legendary Spock encounters Captain Picard in a dark, damp cave where they talk and talk and talk.
Suddenly Human : Picard is forced to baby-sit a tantrum-throwing teenager. Final Mission : Picard and Wes choose the worst possible vessel and veeeeryyyy surprinsingly get crashed. Brothers : extra Lore cruelty mixed with a temporarily crazy Data : perfect ! Future Imperfect : Riker's birthday goes horribly wrong, then good, then wrong again, then strange, and then normal again.
Cause and Effect - No matter how many times you try to destroy the Enterprise, you won't achieve any permanent results. Imaginary Friend - Never let grownups convince you to abandon these. They'll turn really nasty if you do.
Relics: The Enterprise encounters an ancient relic the size of a solar system, but everyone ignores him because they are studying the Dyson sphere. Unification: Picard and Data go to Romulus where they encounter ambassador Spock who is making an appearance during November sweeps to promote Star Trek IV.
Sorry, that should be Star Trek VI. Maybe Spock is still getting himself together after Start Trek III.
Yesterdays Enterprise: Guinan is upset about Tasha Yar dying so creates an alternate timeline where Tasha dies.
Redemption : an allegory of American politics Redemption II : Data commanding a starship *excited squeal*
Silicon Avatar : tears from a mother and touching moments in past thanks to Data's memories. Beautiful episod
Time squared: Picard meets himself, is sorely disappointed by the experience, kills himself and lives happily ever after.
Chain of Command. Command of the Enterprise is give to the head of the federation fashion police, Troi is forced to change her clothes.
Hero Worship : Data acting fatherly : biggest cuteness overload since Lal appeared ! New Ground : Worf and Alexander - the main inspiration for Mufasa and Simba (same manes, same cuteness) Is it me, or is Season 5 the ultimate cute season ?! I don't remember aaawwing so much at the previous ones !
Hollow Pursuits: Crew is baffled by a human acting like a human. The Ensigns of Command: Data learns that if you scare humans they will do anything you say. Disaster: Watch as O'Brien and Ro handhold Troi through her first command. Ethics: Turns out breaking medical ethics can be a pretty good thing. Jason