The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

"Scotty! I need warp speed in

 

four days! We've got to get

 

these erectile dysfunction meds delivered to

 

Khan. "Superior" doesn't describe his inadequate

 

Genesis Device. Ceti Alpha V was

 

a car crash compared with what's

 

in store for you at the

 

palace of his almighty Emperor Khan

 

."
"Och, give me a bloody minute

 

," said Scott, busy with very personal

 

grooming of his moustache, when suddenly

 

Uhura walked in and gasped at

 

the size of Scottys unneccesarily large

 

warp reaction chamber refit, malfunctioning when

 

the core catastrophically prematurely ejected causing

 

the alarms to start blaring in

 

unison with the ringtone on Uhura's

 

earpiece. Spock demanded that everyone remove

 

their pants so he could examine

 

Any Tribbles being concealed for illegal