"Elementary, Dear Data" The consequences of Google experimenting with A.I. come to fruition three centuries later. "The Outrageous Okona" The Jerry Springer Show is space. "Shades of Grey" 24th century acupuncture.
The Defector Do-gooder Rommie balls it all up. The Game Riker with his pants down balls it all up. Again.
"A Fistful of Datas" Data takes a page from Eddie Murphy's terrible later-career book. "Gambit" 50 Shades of Picard's Ass.
All Good Things: Q ruins Worf and Troi's first date. Ensign Ro: Admiral helps someone get out of jail only to have her get him sent to jail. The Wounded: Cardasian has beard. Other stuff also happens. Jason
"Family" - is Wesley Crusher's dad back from the dead? Find out next time on starrr trek the next generation
Q Who - Guinan and Q start a barroom brawl which ends with Picard telling Q he's scared and needs him
Lessons: Boy meets girl, boy and girl play a duet, then girl leaves. The Chase: Picard finds a 4 billion year-old holographic postcard. Starship Mine: Picard wants to go riding, but while retrieving his saddle, he gets stuck on the ship.
When the Bough Breaks: All parties involved learn that Children are Precious, and you can't just abduct them. But they still have to do calculus. Brothers: After killing thousands of his colleagues and friends at the battle of Wolf 359, Jean Luc returns to his ancestral home, where his older brother tells him that he always liked bullying his arrogant irresponsible brother. They wrestle in the mud, and get drunk. They live happily ever after (well, till Generations at least).
Deja Q" Q loses his Continuum membership, crashes on the Enterprise for a bit. "Tin Man" Do not anger Happy Fun Pinecone. "Serek" May Sweeps negotiations fail to get Nimoy.
Silicon Avatar: Old lady hates a special snowflake... pesters it to death Force of Nature: Everyone is surprised to find out warp speed warps space Bloodlines: Picard deals with an idiot who has a grudge... and also that Ferengi who doesn't like him The Pegasus: For a change, an admiral bullies a 1st officer instead of a captain
Rascals: The elite crew of the proud flagship of the Federations are being overpowered by what seems to be a relatively small-time band of Ferengi smugglers that aren't even recognised by the Ferengi government. But... there's bad and good news. The good news is that a number of the senior staff has inadvertently been turned into children due to a freak transporter accident, and this allows them to wrestle back control. The bad news is that, even though I started out trying to write a 'bad' summary, this one turns out to be pretty accurate after all. Datalore: Obviously, dr. Soong never has watched Knight Rider. If you plan on creating an evil duplicate of the protagonist, always use a different coloring scheme for your convenience. That nervous tic doesn't quite cut it.
The Child: Counselor Troi gets herself pregnant and has no idea who the father is. (No, seriously, that what actually happened at first) The Pegasus: While pondering to make a serious decision and trapped inside an asteroid, Riker uses the holodeck to crash an Enterprise episode. Redemption Part I and II: A Romulan who looks a lot like the actress Denise Crosby, disguises herself to look like a Romulan who looks a lot like Tasha Yar. While Worf and his brother Kurn, who looks a lot like actor Tony Todd, who looks a lot like the adult Jake Sisko in "The Visitor", fight in a civil war.
Best of Both worlds: Will Commander Shelby be able to penetrate the male bastion and break the glass ceiling? Feminists unite to root for her! Oh, and since this is star trek, there are also some aliens causing trouble in the background.
The crew of the Enterprise travel to Farpoint station having heard a rumor that they have giant jelly donuts, to their disappointment the station itself turns out to be a giant jellyfish.
"Remember Me" Wesley nearly kills her mother. "Data's Day" Selfish android makes a day of celebration of love between two people coming together, all about himself. "the Mind's Eye" Romulans use a high-profile blind senior officer to assassinate somebody. "Relics" LOL, old people can't use modern technology. "Rascals" "Rugrats" in outer space. "Starship Mine" Once again proves that only Starfleet officers can successfully steal an Enterprise.
Heart of Glory: Klingon warriors ask Worf to dishonorably betray his oath & comrades Sins of The Father: Klingon warriors expect Worf to betray his lineage & father's memory to protect a traitor Relightful Heir: Klingon warriors expect Worf to betray his culture & entire belief system The Enemy: Worf lets someone die for revenge The Emissary: Worf lies to a ship full of Klingons Reunion: Worf tries to disavow his illegitimate son Birthright: Klingons lie to their children about who they are Redemption 1 & 2: Everyone has to stop treasonous Klingons from gaining control of the empire A Matter of Honor: Riker learns first hand how fiercely important honor is to Klingons