DS9 CapCon 154: Chegh'chew jaj-VAM jaj-KAK!

Martok: Everyone leave but Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.
Sisko: General?
Martok: DAS WAR EIN BEFEFL!
Kira: General Martok, you've been turned into a meme.
Martok: Scheisse! Memes haben keine Ehrgefühl.

 

Martok: "... and here we shall walk boldly through the Black Gates."
Kira: "Martok, one does not simply walk into Mordor."

 

"Warriors have no time for conditioner!"

 

Kor: You've got it all WRONG. Count Baltar was a HERO!

 

"Interesting. You chose to stab the table. Two centuries ago that might have been an insult and costly, but this stuff is easily replicated and costs nothing. Plus, you did it to threaten me even though I'm from a Klingon warrior race that considers you a pussy for fighting the table instead of me. Nice hole, baldie."

 

Klingon on the right: "Well, you fight. Many petaqs slay will you."
Gowron: "What in the name of Kahless are you blathering about?!"
Klingon on the right: "Recognize the pop culture reference you do not."

 

Garak: Amazing! You actually have more than one outfit!



Martok: Shaving your head will not stop me, Captain. I will get a lock of your hair eventually.



Kor: I said: "We do not discuss it with outsiders!!"



Gowron: You have been inducted into the order of the bat'leth. You now owe me 5 bars of latinum as a processing fee.



Martok: A toast, to drinking on duty while on Red Alert!

 

Martok: This is proof I am changling! Can't you see that my blood isn't pink! Can we keep it a secret?



Lursor: Dam Paparazzi! Can't get away from them, anywhere!

Jason[/QUOTE]

 

The forgotten Duras Sister

 

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Klingon on the right: I'M COMING ELIZEBETH!!

Jason

 

Sorry to step on your entry, Smellincoffee, but you should write, "Memes sind ohne Ehre." In the Downfall speech being references, Hitler literally uses these words to insult the military leadership.

 

Thanks! I'm seven years removed from my early German classes.

Oh, and I'll run a new contest before the weekend is out; my computer stopped transmitting visual data to my monitor. Tested the VGA cables, tried HDMI cables, no dice. Right now I'm using one of my older PCs . (circa 2009..)

 

Dead video card? Can you swap monitors?

 

Kor: NIMOY!?! You'll break the Internet!

 

New contest tonight! PC is back in action.