Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #520: Wait, there's other people aboard?

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jul 26, 2017.

  1. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Red shirt: "Yum, pink kool-aid and Tribble eggs! How'd you get them?"
    Blue shirt: "Don't ask. Command grades never understand medical sciency stuff."
    Gold shirt 1: "Are they fresh or did they come out of a replicator?"
    Gold shirt 2: "Who cares, as long as they taste like licorice, that's all I care about!"

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    Geordi: "Come here and pull my finger."
    Vulcan: "It is illogical to point fingers in a dramatic gesture designed to get me to pull your appendage in order to induce a sound frequently associated with a function from the latter stages produced by a digestive system."


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    Crewmember: "Captain, how does my hair look?"
    Picard: "Like you spent too much time sticking your nose in the light socket after depleting Earth's ozone layer again."

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    Troi: "Can't you wait for me to leave before you share notes?"
    Worf: That was in an alternate timeline that didn't happen."
    Troi: "Oops, Guinan told me to keep that a secret."
    Riker: "Alternate timeline? How can we make it real? And if so, can I join in?"
     
  2. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Beverly: "I think I found your problem. Have you been making out with any sparkly vampires lately?"
     
  3. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Picard: "A word of advice, Ensign. You really need to work on your stealth skills. Either that, or I'm inexplicably being trailed by a herd of elephants."
     
  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    CRUSHER: As I said, there might be some slight bruising.
     
  5. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "Ah, I'm glad you're here, Ensign; an intruder alert has just been issued and I need you to stand in front of me since I'm in red."
     
  6. f14peter

    f14peter Commander Red Shirt

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    TAURIK: "I believe I could be of assistance to you Commander, I will adjust th--"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!! Don't touch that Taurik!"

    TAURIK: "But it would be more efficien--"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!!"

    TAURIK
    : "The two of us coul--"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!! I said don't touch that!"

    TAURIK: "If I wer--"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!!"

    TAURIK: "How abo--"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!!"

    TAURIK: "But--"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!!"

    LAFORGE: "PPSSSHHHT!!!!!! ... ... ... that was a pre-emptive PPSSSHHHT! And I have whole bag of PPSSSHHHT with your name on it!"


     
  7. Tenacity

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    Worf realized to his dishonor that his tale of heroic adventure had caused LaForge and Crusher to fall asleep, and Troi wasn't far behind.
     
  8. Smellincoffee

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    Sam: Hey, guys, have you ever noticed that junior crewmembers disproportionately perish on away missions, especially if a senior crewman is on the away team? Whatup with that?
    Taurik: Actually, compared to other capital ships, the Enterprise-D's fatality records are quite low.
    Sito: Well, that's a relief.

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    Crusher: Aw. There goes my "Days Since this Department Has Experienced a Mysterious Fatality" record.

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    LaForge: Taurik! I knew I recognized you. Winner of the "We've Got a Coolant Leak!" Shoulder Roll competition, Junior Shipman division!

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    Sito: Captain! I'm here about the hazardous assignment.
    Picard: Excellent. Ambassador Troi will be here within two hours. She needs an aide.

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    Worf: The ensigns call you "Stinknuts", sir.
    Riker: Remind me of that when crew evals come around.
     
  9. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Lavelle: I tell you, the one real reason I want this promotion is once you're no longer a junior officer, you get the two piece uniform!

    Sito: If you're a man.


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    Geordi: The name change doesn't fool me! I won't have minor Voyager characters in my engine room!


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    McFadden: Ah, Mr Braga... Remember that time you wrote a film where the EMH had more lines than me? Well, paybacks a bitch.


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    Picard: Let me guess, you're going to need to Sito down after all this exercise?


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    Worf: Do you have Mr. Bun the Baker?
     
  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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