The New Klingons

They're pretty much where that term even comes from.

 

Anybody else think of this scene:

 

I'm used to most of the bumpy headed ones having beards.

 

Things change. Especially Klingons.

 

What about ponytails?

 

Fashions come and go.

 

Anybody else up for a three-parter all about how DSC Klingons have no hair? Bueller?

 

I look forward to the introduction of F'LoYd.

 

I know you have a Klingon/Floyd the Barber photoshop up your sleeve!

 

CHANG: Nothing too short...
FLOYD: Oooooo

 

Nope, can't have that

Though, I wonder why Klingon culture needs to be so monolithic?

 

Because....Star Trek

 

Oh, right. Like in Star Wars where there is the all desert planet (three of them, apparently), the all city planet and the all water planet!

 

Diversity is hard.

 

That's why I have the all financial advisors planet.

 

Well, I hope they at least show be the warrior culture but applied to other situations, like in DS9, where they Had a Klingon lawyer perform his duties with a Klingon attitude.

 

My only frustration is that he still treated lawyering as a type of combat.

 

Well he was a Klingon, just imagine the mailman! Oh the Songs of glory we could sing!

 

Stayed neither by snow nor rain nor heat nor darkness from accomplishing our appointed course with all speed,
Honor, glory, from following this creed!