"Relics" Line-by-Line

CRUSHER: Other than a couple of bumps and bruises, I'd say you feel fine for a man of a hundred and forty seven.

 

Scotty: I don't feel a day over 120.

 

PICARD: I must say, I was little surprised when Commander Riker told me that you were aboard the Jenolen. Our records didn't show you listed as a member of the crew.

 

SCOTT: Well, I was never actually a member of the crew. I was just a passenger. I was heading for Norpin Five to settle down and enjoy my retirement.

 

PICARD: I see. I would enjoy hearing you talk about your career. I'm sure you would have fascinating insights into your time.

 

Scotty: I'd be happy to.

 

PICARD: Good. Well, I look forward to it. Excuse me. Commander, we need to begin a full spectrographic analysis of the Dyson Sphere.

 

LAFORGE: I'll get right on it.

 

PICARD: Good. Once again welcome onboard, Captain.

 

Scotty: Sir.

 

GEORDI
(to Scott)
I have to get back to Engineering to start that analysis.

 

SCOTTY: Engineering? I thought you'd never ask.

 

BEVERLY: Captain... The first thing you're going to do is get some rest. You've had quite a shock to your system and I don't want you to push yourself too hard.

 

Geordi: We're pretty busy down there, anyway, Captain Scott. I promise I'd be happy to give you a tour just as soon as the doctor says it's okay.

 

Beverly: "I'll find someone to show you your quarters."

 

SCOTT: (disappointed) Aye.

 

[Scott's quarters]

KANE: This is the food replicator, and your computer terminal.

 

Scotty: Good Lord, man, where have you put me?

 

Kane: These are standard guest quarters.

 

Kane (continued): ...Sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want.

SCOTT: Bigger? In my day, even an Admiral wouldn't have had such quarters on a starship. You know, I remember a time we had to transport the Dohlman of Elaas. You never heard anyone whine and complain so much about quarters as she did...