Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #500: Memory Lane

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Data: Squirrel!



Picard: Does my ear hair always look that bad?



Excerpt from the unaired original concept of Ménage à Troi



Riker: It really is a nice fish



Captain's Log: We tried to download the computer files, but there wasn't enough Data

 

Picard: Look at that sad,old, pathethic, and bald crewman. Some people just don't know when to retire

 

Picard: "Lieutenant, that's no way to get a head in life."

 

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Picard: Mr. Worf, take this man to the brig. He's obviously an imposter.
Worf: He does have a better French accent.
Picard: What are you suggesting, Mr. Worf?



Hungry? Why wait? GRAB A SNICKERS!


Riker: "Make it so." "Engage!" "Well, Numbah One?"
Picard, entering: Is this really what you do when I step out to wash, numbah one?
Riker: Just keeping the seat warm for you, sir.


DataCARS: Starfleet Engineering suggested that people would be more comfortable interacting with the ship computer were it not disembodied. Do you find this form more pleasant?


They alllllllllllmost forgot that left turn at Albuquerque-Theta.

 

GEORDI: Get a head in engineering. I can check that off the Captain's to do list.
DATA: Geordi, I fear there might a communication problem.
GEORDI: Tell Worf, he's in charge of Communications.
DATA: *sigh*

 

Data: Receiving a message from Captain Picard in the past....Screw you guys......have invented transparent aluminum...
Geordi: Is that it?
Data: No, there is more...Not now...Madeline.

 

Data: This would be an ideal time to practice for my part in the stage production of Tale of Two Cities. 'Tis a far, far better thing I do..

 

Computer: Error. Insufficient Data.

 

Captains Personal Log: Professor Xaviers visit went great, I even got an autograph. The Starfleet Canon Division will be by tomorrow to erase this incident.

 

First Officer's Log: Removing Worf's life signs from the internal sensors is working out well so far...

 

Data: "Ohhh, shiiit. Cow!"



Picard: "Evassive meanuvers!"

 

Worf: Here's Johnny!

 

Heeere's - oh shit! Shelley Duvall's going to kick my ass!

 

Present-Picard gave himself extra impetus to solve this temporal conundrum by sticking a "Kick Me" sign to his future self's back.

 

Rejected episode idea #219: The crew of the Enterprise-D is on hand for the opening of the Starfleet wax museum.

 

By the 24th Century, the demographic for Doublemint Gum had changed drastically, resulting in this image from a mid-2360s commercial.

 

Director: CUT! Dammit, no more lunches at the pub you lot! Reset and call craft services to get coffee brought in.


Worf: Help! I'm stuck in a turbolift with Commander Riker and he's just said he's had his longest dry spell for fifteen years, he's not gotten laid in twenty-four hours!


Acting Captain's log, supplemental. I have no idea what Captain Picard spent all those hours in here doing. I've been off the bridge for five minutes and I'm already bored.


Data: (quickly looks to his left and right) I'm so ronery...

 

At the time, it seemed like a funny prank. Now, Riker was starting to regret hiding a tack somewhere in the upholstery of the captain's chair.

 

Riker <thinking>:
"take YOUR best shot Locutus"
"TAKE your best shot Locutus"
"take your BEST shot Locutus"

....yeah, yeah, i'll use that last one...perfect.

 

The moment a young Data began to question his decision to be initiated into Starfleet Academy's fraternity.