Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #306: Mister Spock

Kirk: What the - did you know those did that, Bones?
Bones: Get the flux outta here!

 

SPOCK: "Captain, I have finished my research as ordered. According to my calculations, this is the planet with more concentration of women per square inch."
KIRK: Good Mr. Spock! Mr. Sulu, mark our course to that planet immediately. Mr. Scott, I need warp 9 now!!
SCOTT: "Aye Sir"
McCOY: "Jim, what's the matter with you?"

 

Spock: As you can clearly see in this enhanced screencap from the episode in question at the 6 minute and 37 second mark Chief Engineer Torres' right nipple is not inadvertently exposed.
Kirk: I can see the left nipple Spock.
Bones: Dammit Jim! That's just her areola.

 

KIRK: And this is why we don't have food on the bridge.

 

Spock: "Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger
You may see a stranger across a crowded room
And somehow you know, you know even then
That somewhere you'll see her again and again...and again...and a-gain...and - 496 more times after that..."

 

Spock: "In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy, woolly toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall..."

 

Scotty: Not one chocolate glazed?
Spock: Negative.
Scotty: (mutters) Ach...borgus fratt...

 

Spock: I'm just going to stand right here until this contest is judged.

 

Spock: Don't make me come in there.

 

Spock came to realize that he had no idea where he was and all the corridors on the ship looked the same.

 

Rejected Episode Idea #343: Spock has a midlife crisis. Nobody notices.

 

In another of the "Scenes cut from Star Trek": We have this shot of Leonard Nimoy as "Mr. Spock" patiently waiting to use the ship's ONE restroom. (Yes, GR did have an answer forthe fans with regard to "Does the Enetrprise crew ever use toilets?"; but the scene was cut for time.)

 

Spock: "Mr. Chekov, for the last time, there is nothing in Khan's record that indicates he possessed any ability as a ventriloquist. It is I. Please come out."
Chekov: "Nyet! What's the safe vord?"

 

Yes. Yes. He's figured it out. No wait. He hasn't yet.

 

Somewhat to Spock's surprise, Dr. McCoy was serious when he said that one day he would cut Spock off at the knees.

 

Spock regretted eating the green M&M he found down the back of the Captain's chair.

 

Spock: With the corridor empty, it is logical that I finally expel the pressure within my intestinal track.



Spock: And here we paint a happy little star shinning bright in a happy universe.

 

Spock: "Do you ever have the odd feeling that you're being watched, Mr. Scott?"
Scott: "Sometimes. A little glass of "It's Green"® and the feeling passes."
Spock: "Am I mistaken, or did you just verbalize a registered trademark?"
Scott: "What do ye mean? (looks at the TV audience and whispers) Ask for it at your local shop."
Spock: "May I remind you that my hearing is exceptional...are you recording an advertisement?"
Scott: "Yes...no...back to engineering."

 

@LeadHead enough entries yet?

 

Spock in Leadhead voice: Not yet. The needs of the Contest outweigh the needs of the Posters.