Contest: VOTE Misc Avatar Contest: Conspiracy Theory!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Avro Arrow, Jul 21, 2016.

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Vote for THREE Avatars!!

Poll closed Jul 25, 2016.
  1. Saga (JFK Assassination)

    40.0%
  2. Locutus of Bored (Moon Landings)

    53.3%
  3. Kai "the spy" (The Beatles / Paul is Dead)

    53.3%
  4. auntiehill (Crop Circles)

    20.0%
  5. RJDiogenes (Area 51 / Aliens)

    26.7%
  6. J.T.B. (Eye of Providence)

    40.0%
  7. Kira's Mom (9/11)

    13.3%
  8. Avro Arrow (Alien Structures on Mars)

    13.3%
  9. rhubarbodendron (TrekBBS Troll Wars)

    13.3%
  10. Dimesdan (Princess Diana)

    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Vice Admiral Moderator

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    Here we are, on the 47th anniversary of the day that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin tricked all of humanity with that fake moon landing, so what better time to vote on our favourite conspiracy theory avatar? ;)

    We have ten entries this time around, so you can vote for three, just not your own, please. Voting will be open for four days.

    And here are your entries:

    Saga (JFK Assassination)
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    Locutus of Bored (Moon Landings)
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    Kai "the spy" (The Beatles / Paul is Dead)
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    auntiehill (Crop Circles)
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    RJDiogenes (Area 51 / Aliens)
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    J.T.B. (Eye of Providence)
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    Kira's Mom (9/11)
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    Avro Arrow (Alien Structures on Mars)
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    rhubarbodendron (TrekBBS Troll Wars)
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    Dimesdan (Princess Diana)
    [​IMG]

    Now, we all know that the votes you cast won't *really* matter... the Illuminati are going to rig the results as they see fit, anyway. So... good luck? :shifty:
     
  2. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    Voted........or did I? :shifty:
     
  3. CorporalCaptain

    CorporalCaptain Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You all conspired to make that one difficult vote.
     
  4. Saga

    Saga Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    alien lizardmen at the earth's core forced me to vote.
     
  5. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    I voted for Saga, Locutus, and Kai... but the votes all came out for George, George, and Jeb Bush. [​IMG]
     
  6. Ghost07

    Ghost07 Vice Admiral In Memoriam

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    voted
     
  7. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I prefer John, Paul, George and Ringo (particularly George was cute *sigh*)

    Voted, but the NSA is sure to alter the result
     
  8. Kai "the spy"

    Kai "the spy" Admiral Admiral

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    Whether I voted or not is a matter of national security and will only be revealed in a couple of decades.

    These were also in my consideration:
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    Though there's an obvious blurred line between conspiracy theory and conspiracy fact. Like, the CIA actually did orchestrate the coup d'état in Iran in 1953 against democratically elected prime minister Mohammed Mosaddegh, as finall revealed when they released the formerly classified files on the subject. So, maybe it wouldn't have qualified as a conspiracy theory anymore.
     
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  9. J.T.B.

    J.T.B. Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    If I don't win, I'll know they've gotten to you all.
     
  10. auntiehill

    auntiehill The Blooness Premium Member

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    *quickly hides wad of bills behind her back*

    Huh?
     
  11. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    I had another idea for an entry, but I didn't save any images and the thread is long gone apparently.

    Sometime from 2006 to 2008, I'd say, I had a thread that proved T'Bonz was actually the Devil or something like that. I provided "facts" with images, numbers, etc. I wish I had saved that! :p
     
  12. Random_Spock

    Random_Spock Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Voted under a veil of conspiracy.
     
  13. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    George was definitely the cutest. He was underrated.

    Did they? Or is that just what they want you to think?!
     
  14. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Vice Admiral Admiral

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    I bet Bonzie saved it :D
     
  15. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Vice Admiral Moderator

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    Congratulations to our winning conspiracy theory: the Beatles faked the moon landings!

    No, wait, that's not right. We finished with a tie! (I guess that's what happens when the Illuminati and the Masons both back different entries...) Congratulations to @Locutus of Bored and @Kai "the spy" , our co-winners for this contest! I will leave it up to you to decide whether you would like to work together on the next contest, or if one of you would like to cede to the other.

    And who knows? As our winners, perhaps you'll both be offered cushy jobs with the New World Order... assuming the Lizard Men running the current governments don't get to you first! :D

    Thanks to everyone who entered or voted! :techman:
     
  16. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Yo, Dawg! I Heard You Like Avatars... In Memoriam

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    Thanks for the co-win! Kai, you can go ahead and do the next contest if you want.
     
  17. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    Congrats, Kai and Locutus. :bolian:

    Thanks for the votes, Earthlings. :)
     
  18. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Vice Admiral Admiral

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    congrats! Btw, the first crop circle of the year turned up yesterday. It's a pretty nice one:
    [​IMG]
     
  19. RJDiogenes

    RJDiogenes Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion Premium Member

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    ^^ It looks like four tardigrades skydiving. :eek:
     
  20. rhubarbodendron

    rhubarbodendron Vice Admiral Admiral

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    LOL! Indeed. I hadn't noticed that before. Makes sense as tardigrades were taken into space years ago. I can't recall if it was on the ISS but I think it was even earlier (Space Lab).
    So, very likely they had contact with aliens who then assumed these were Earth's dominating species and are now sending this crop pic as a sort of a PM or chat invitation. :D
    Or some tardigrades from back then who were subjected to the hard vacuum of space escaped, mutated and are now sending an invitation to their relatives to join them on some distant planet.