TNG Caption This! #414: Finales

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  1. Rat Boy

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    Data: "Away team to Enterprise: we have located the head of Ted Williams."

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    Shelby: "Well, I guess we know now the brown colored pyramids are waste extraction nodes."

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    Locutus: "The knowledge and experience of the human...Picard is part of us now..."

    Crusher: "...then the Borg know...?"

    Locutus: "Yes. Care for drinks after we finish conquering Earth?"

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    Gowron: "Kurn's your brother? I don't really see the resemblance..."

    Worf (muttering): "How could he be so blind with eyes like that...?"

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    Guinan: "I'm actually biding my time until I can invent YouTube."
     
  2. Jonas Grumby

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    Locutus: "Be the coolest kid on your planet! Wear the new Apple iBorg!"


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    Data: "Regrettably, I have been singularly unsuccessful in persuading any of these wealthy banquet attendees to donate any of their food to the orphanage."
    Guinan: "Don't worry about it. I've got two whole hams shoved up my sleeves. Let's blow this joint!"
     
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    Data and Worf were always the first volunteers to investigate mysterious cracks.
     
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    Worf: ... ooogly... boooogly... gooooogly...



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    Worf: The door is ajar.
    Data: No, it is not.



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    Guinan: You're telling me I trade down from this, to pulling pints for you and your friends all day, in a bar I dont even own?



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    Locutus: To be honest, being Borg is really growing on me. I have a much bigger ship, a better medical plan and a crew that really 'gets me'.
     
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    Locutus: ...who let me go on away team missions.
     
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    Worf: Oxygen nitrogen atmosphere. Some hydrogen and - how are you at breathing methane, Commander?
    Data: While not recommended, limited exposure should not permanently damage my systems.
    Worf: Good. <farts, shuts Data in airlock>
    Data: The Tuesday Fiesta Buffet is without honor!


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    Data: The mistletoe is vaporized. It is safe to proceed.
    Shelby: I knew the Borg were creepy, but...that is creepy even for them!
    Beverly: Talk to me in ten years, Commander Preciouspants.


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    Locutus: In the Borg, no one can hear you scream.
    Riker: Uhh, that was Alien, wasn't it?
    Locutus: Dead or alive, you're coming with us.
    Data:
    I believe that is from Robocop.
    Riker: Tell us what you want!
    Locutus: I'm sorry, Will, I am afraid I can't do that.
    Geordi: I know! 2001!
    Riker: Helm prepare to get us out of here! Warp nine!
    Locutus: Warp? Where we're going, we don't need warp.
    Deanna: Oh! Back to the Future!
    Locutus: We will need your clothes, your boots, and your starship.
    Wesley: Hello, Terminator?
    Locutus: Borg Cube, we have a problem.
    Riker: Apollo 13, try harder!
    Locutus: Heeeeeere's Jeannie!
    Troi: I know, The Shining!
    Locutus: Shall...we....play...a...Borg?
    Wesley: Wargames!
    Locutus: One dream. Four Borg. Twenty below zero.
    Geordi: Umm, Cool Runnings?
    Locutus: Hello, my name is Locutus. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    Borg:
    There it is.
    <Everybody nods agreement>


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    Worf: Are you hypnotized or something? Stop staring at my Fu Manchu!
    Gowron: Yes...master....


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    Madame Guinan:
    Now when you go in there you're going to meet an obnoxious old fart sucking down oysters and making speeches. Try not to punch him in the face.
    Data: I was not aware Captain Picard was here.
     
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    Locutus: We are Borg ... and this is heavy!


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    Sister Act 3 was deemed to ridiculous too film!
     
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  8. Rat Boy

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    Data: "So this is what they did with Sepp Blatter."
     
  9. tharpdevenport

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    Whu-pie Goldberg: "Ah, could you get my bags and take them to room thirteen? Thanks."

    Data: "Android racist."
     
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    Locutus: Lens flare achieved!
     
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  13. Rat Boy

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    Data: "But how did you get here from the Delta Quadrant? How were you able to cross through Vulcan and Andorian space undetected? How were you...?"

    Guinan: "Oh, wait! I think I hear...Clemens, yes, Clemens eavesdropping on us again!"
     
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    Worf: Commander, when you invited me along I thought you said you'd found an amazing "whore", not door...


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    Worf: Any time you want to join in ladies.


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    Locutus: What are these Cybermen of which you speak?


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    Gowron: My first order as Chancellor will be to make some new uniforms. Do you realise we Klingons have been wearing the same clothes for over a century? Oh the smell. I'm not even sure why I have a normal uniform when I'm the boss.


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    Data: You can come home now Guinan, people have forgotten Theodore Rex.
     
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    Data: This thing makes the coolest noises!
     
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    Worf: That is enough, Commander.
     
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