Star Trek XI+ Haiku

Well Haikued, my WarBrother


Valor Pleases Crom
What is the Riddle of Steel?
Grant me my Revenge!

 

Simon Pegg can write
A good script which hopefully
It includes Nick Frost.

 

Thank you, my WarBrother!
Thy prayer from Conan to Crom rings true!

And might I add:

Conan cries for blood!
"Crom, if you will not help me,
Then to hell with you!"

and....

"Let me tell you of
The days of high adventure!"
Thus spake late Mako!

Conan the Legend
Cimmerian born! Slave turned
Barbarian king!

 

Frost. Good Friend of Pegg
A Role for Him in Beyond?
What Part Could He Play?

 

A True Follower
And Recounter of the Lore
Harken to Martok


Our Tales of Battle
Include No Magic Machines
Only Fists and Wits


A Legend of Old
My Father's Father's Father
Speak of "Enterprise"

 

Harry Mudd perhaps?
Or be meta about it
A friend of Scotty's

 

Your Thinking is Sound
New Ways of Showing That World
Star Trek Needs Freshness

 

"Our script," says Simon Pegg,
"Will not be too Star Treky."
Fandom does facepalm.

 

In the personage
Of a singular being
Fandom does not make.

 

I do not face palm
Simon Pegg, he is awesome
And worth hearing out