VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

depths of Chakotay's semi-colon which

 

also contained some disgusting, putrid

 

dialogue between the people from

 

his semi-large-intestine, who were always

 

eager to talk, and people

 

who emerged from the gap

 

between his ears. Chakotay told

 

Janeway he needed an enema

 

because of Neelix' cuisine, but

 

her response was "Request denied!"

 

, in her perfect impression of

 

Will Smith from After Earth

 

. Janeway ordered Chakotey to perform

 

the dying swan in a

 

stage production of "Fifty Shades

 

of Maroon" It was glorious

 

because the maroonness came from

 

Chakotay's underwear that he forgot

 

to change after they were

 

used by a whole group