VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

weapon designer and neighbor from

 

up on the hill, down

 

south, and whose name was

 

not altogether unfamiliar to the

 

Starfleet Security's Most Wanted List

 

for most wanted pie abusers

 

hailing from the colony named

 

"Y" that people often mistook

 

for Planet X. A temporal

 

displacement drive was used for

 

aborting the abomination known as

 

Neelix' latest cooking experiment that

 

poisoned half the crew. Ten

 

of these occurrences had to

 

be logged "lost in the

 

French translation" as they included

 

extraordinary amounts of fecal matter

 

that came from Neelix' clogged

 

kitchen appliances. His secret ingredient

 

was glaringly obvious to everyone