The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

was to beat him at Fizzbin.

 

When Spock questioned Jim's ability to

 

put his legs behind his ears

 

the cat lady from Nimbus suddenly

 

attacked Kirk near a pool table

 

so Jim promptly drowned the bitch

 

and took her tail to make

 

a neck tie to wear to

 

scenery chewing conventions as keynote speaker

 

which he hadn't been invited to

 

but so overacted his indignation that

 

he was allowed to speak so

 

they could move on to the

 

presentation.
"Two months ago, a Federation

 

ambassador went missing while bringing Romulan

 

Ale to Mister Spock's birthday party

 

We found out later that he

 

had traded the Romulan Ale for

 

his weight in Frankfurt sausages and

 

meatballs."
"Are we talking about mothballing