VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

stupid and totally incompetent. Janeway

 

programmed him that way herself.

 

He was fully functional, programmed

 

to know things that even

 

Barclay never imagined, like the

 

number of tribbles Neelix can

 

a luddite by Doctor Zimmerman

 

and why people often have

 

difficulty understanding what they were

 

talking about on that ship

 

'twas like some kind of

 

malfunctioning universal translator that scrambles

 

Chakotay's Indian stories, by making

 

them all about Nicolas Cage

 

whose frozen DNA was reanimated

 

in superhuman form, shaped like

 

a man but smelling like

 

lilac, Klingon lilac, recognizable by

 

the ship's internal sensors as

 

something that makes people queasy