VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

which the Doctor enjoyed because

 

he was an immense pervert

 

so much so that he

 

held the Guinness Galaxy Record

 

for the times he inappropriately

 

commented on the size of

 

the Kelvin timeline warp nacelles

 

which was 24th-century slang for

 

Borg Boobs. Suddenly the ship

 

crashed into a comet because

 

everybody was always screwing around

 

at the behest of the

 

Emergency Command Hologram, who usurped

 

that identity, thanks to a

 

forged message from the Starfleet

 

clandestine branch known as "Section

 

Three Point One Four One

 

" aka section (apple) pie, named

 

for the renowned capitalist Steve

 

Wozniak, who suddenly transported everyone