By dumb luck I found it. Turns out to have been Braniac:
I've been searching for over an hour and no matter what key words I use, I can't find a specific episode.
I swear the villain in question is...
It's the end of the world and I voted.
Assholes who piss all over a toilet seat and don't clean it up after themselves, especially when there is toilet paper to do it with!
The First Guy to Every Own a Cat:
Technicalities -- the best kinds of squeezby's. ;-)
Literal ends of worlds:
"Superman: The Movie"
"Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country"
Owner: "So, what did you do today, cat?"
Cat: "Just hung out with a bunch of chicks."
Top Left: Sneaks food.
Top Right: "AGH! Must lick away incriminating evidence!
Bottom Left: "Oh, hey. I was just minding my own business,...
Hang it on the wall with the title: BUSTED
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