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Unsold bags of pumpkin space-flavored marshmallows sitting on the Wal-Mart shelf not selling. Apr 24, 2019

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    1. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      It's the (Google AdSense blocked) Van (Google AdSense blocked) Show! Starring (Google AdSense blocked) Van (Google AdSense blocked)!
    2. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      I wish I were an Oscar Mayer (Google AdSense blocked), that is truly what I'd like to be. 'cause if I was an Oscar Mayer (Google AdSense bl
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    3. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Thank Zod we now have a brand of peanut butter that advertises "Safe for school"; all those other brands were clearly too dangerous.
      1. Locutus of Bored
        Locutus of Bored
        The products labeled that way are not actual peanut butter, but rather soy-based peanut butter alternatives that supposedly share roughly (I haven't tried them) the same appearance, taste, smell, and texture as peanut butter, but don't affect children with peanut allergies. So, yeah, it's kind of an important label if your child has a peanut allergy or is bringing food to school with a child that has an allergy.
        Feb 26, 2017
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      2. tharpdevenport
        tharpdevenport
        That would be "Safe for kids with nut allergies"; what kind of peanut butter a kid brings to school doesn't have anything to do with what the kid has. Plus, not safe elsewhere?
        Feb 27, 2017
      3. Locutus of Bored
        Locutus of Bored
        The Safe-for-School campaign in stores and schools is being run by Wowbutter, the soy-based peanut butter substitute I mentioned. Of course that doesn't mean it's ONLY safe at school, but anyone who wasn't thick as peanut butter would know that already.

        http://safe4school.com/
        http://www.wowbutter.com/
        Feb 27, 2017
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    4. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      How to Sop Like An Idiot at Publix: Shop at Publix. Idiots shop at other places than just WalMart.
      1. Locutus of Bored
        Locutus of Bored
        So, just out of curiosity, when you were making your numerous "hilarious" observations about the people at Wal-Mart and Publix, were you also shopping there at the time? And if so, what does that make you by your logic above? And if you weren't shopping, what does that make someone who only goes there to creepily observe and mock people doing what they should be doing in a store?
        Feb 27, 2017
    5. The Old Mixer
      The Old Mixer
      How to avoid idiots at Wal-Mart: Don't go to Wal-Mart.
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    6. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      How to Shop Like an Idiot at WalMart. Step 3: veer side to side for no apparent reason in order to keep faster more sane people from passing
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    7. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      R.I.P., IMDb message boards.
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    8. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Oh, puns. Tell you kids the Easter Bunny is hare today, gone tomorrow. It's very eggciting.
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    9. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      How to Shop Like an Idiot at WalMart. Step 2: Upon walking into the entrance, come to a dead stop and block others trying to enter.
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    10. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      How to Shop Like an Idiot at WalMart. Step 1: Turn corners blindly without looking. Bonus points if playing on a phone.
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    11. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Enjoying a week without Obama and Hillary. Pretty sweet. A big beautiful week you might say. Sadly it took Trump to do it.
    12. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Is a wood chuck can't chuck wood, what the heck woudl a wood chuck do? Nothing left to do now but chuck it all.
    13. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Commentary doesn't equel a start and doesn't mean one has to. If I comment about Trump, tha doesn't mean Trump comes here and battles me.
      1. AntonyF
        AntonyF
        If you posted it on his Facebook page, I'm sure he'd have something to say.
        Jan 23, 2017
    14. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      AntonyF, I'll actually be HAPPY to talk to you in PM, but not rage a war of words with you on the Profile Post section.
      1. AntonyF
        AntonyF
        Don't post crap publically on your public page if you don't want a public war of words.
        Jan 23, 2017
    15. AntonyF
      AntonyF
      The bad logic with your post is that you go on to then purchase things from them in the store, after your browsing. What exactly have you done to contribute to the site? Err... oh yeah...
    16. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Welcome to WalMart! Oh, you want to browse? That'll be $25 for the privilage and if you try to browse, we'll be nasty about it. No inbetween
    17. The Old Mixer
      The Old Mixer
      It's been 2017 years since Obama was president? Seems like just yesterday....
    18. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      2017, A.O. -- After Obama.
    19. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      Eight painful torurous years are now over. Time to gear up for another painful torturous eight years (light).
    20. tharpdevenport
      tharpdevenport
      'cause it has to be done: The inevitable return of pumpkin spice products disturbs me greatly.
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