Santa Jaws
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Birthday:
Dec 25, 1973 (Age: 47)
Location:
Locutus of Bored - Amity Tourism Bureau
Occupation:
Actor - Jaws I-IV, Sharknado

Santa Jaws

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Board, Male, 47, from Locutus of Bored - Amity Tourism Bureau

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    1. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      HOOOO HOO HOOOO HOO Ho Ho Ho - Ho Ho Ho Ho HO HO Ho Ho Ho Ho - Ho Ho Ho Ho HO HOO Ho Ho HOO HoHo Ho Ho Ho Ho HoHoHo
    2. Christmas Corps
      1. Santa Jaws
        Santa Jaws
        Oh, sorry. I could have saved you the search. The artist's user name is in the avatar when you click on it and enlarge it.
        May 14, 2021
        KennyB and Christmas Corps like this.
    3. Christmas Corps
      Christmas Corps
      Another outstanding avatar (young Princess Leia in Star Trek TOS command uniform mashup)
      1. Santa Jaws likes this.
      2. Santa Jaws
        Santa Jaws
        Thanks!
        May 5, 2021
        Christmas Corps likes this.
    4. Christmas Corps
      Christmas Corps
      Hilarious avatar (corona beer virus)!
      1. Santa Jaws likes this.
    5. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      NOT. DEAD.
      1. Hoser, Jinn and Christmas Corps like this.
    6. UncleRogi
      UncleRogi
      I think your Halloween name is great! Is that what Honored Matres used to get orange flecks in their eyes? :)
      1. Santa Jaws likes this.
    7. { Emilia }
      { Emilia }
      *sneaks in quietly, places a box of cookies, sneaks out*
      1. Gonzo likes this.
    8. Lakenheath 72
      Lakenheath 72
      You mentioned TNZ in the thread about who won the election. What is the TNZ? And, if I like what I read, how do I gain access to TNZ?
      1. bbjeg
        bbjeg
        The option to "Opt in" is in your preferences. Then you can see it on the Home page.
        Nov 20, 2016
      2. Santa Jaws
        Santa Jaws
        The Neutral Zone is a hidden subforum with fewer restrictions on discussion (flaming is allowed, for one), more dedicated to politics & controversial issues but also just for fun conversations. Click on the menu under your user name at top right, click on PREFERENCES, select "opt-in to TNZ", and then click save at the bottom of the page. TNZ should then be visible to you at the bottom of the board's main page.
        Nov 20, 2016
      3. Lakenheath 72
        Lakenheath 72
        Thanks.:)
        Nov 20, 2016
    9. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      What if Beastie Boys are the Wyld Stallyns of the JJverse? Next thing you know, Kirk & Spock will meet Genghis Khan and Lincoln... oh, wait.
    10. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      Just got spoiled about two superheroes in the TBBS sidebar, ironically by someone upset about spoilers. Not happy.
      1. BigJake likes this.
    11. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      Today in Douchebag History: 1941 - Charles Lindbergh speaks to Congress asking that the United States sign a neutrality pact with Hitler.
      1. lurok likes this.
    12. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      I keep hoping that once we figure out what went wrong, Alan Rickman will be sitting on a beach, earning 20%. F**k cancer.
    13. Santa Jaws
      Santa Jaws
      BBS Log, stardate 11316.830. We've entered the Tharp sector. No sign of the funny anywhere. The search continues, but I'm losing hope.
      1. Kor, SPCTRE, { Emilia } and 1 other person like this.
      2. Happy Holidays
        Happy Holidays
        Found hope - she was lost - looking for suitable planet to deposit her.
        Jan 14, 2016
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    Sex:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 25, 1973 (Age: 47)
    Location:
    Locutus of Bored - Amity Tourism Bureau
    Occupation:
    Actor - Jaws I-IV, Sharknado
    Interests:
    • Star Trek: The Original Series
    • Star Trek: The Animated Series
    • Star Trek: The Next Generation
    • Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
    • Star Trek: Voyager
    • Star Trek: Enterprise
    • Star Trek: Discovery
    • Star Trek Movies
    • Star Trek: Picard
    • Star Trek: Lower Decks

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    You shouldn't swim out - You better stay dry - Or you're gonna bleed out when he gnaws on your thigh
    Santa Jaws is hunting you down
    He's eating some fish - He's not satisfied - He's gonna eat that kid who's taking a dive
    Santa Jaws is hunting you down
    He sees you when you're swimming - He follows in your wake - He doesn't care about your type of blood
    Because to him you all taste great
    So, you can kick his big snout - He'll just roll back his eyes - And eat you like trout, I'm telling you why
    'Cause Santa Jaws is hunting you down