auntiehill

30% Sarcasm, 40% Hunger, 90% Bad at Math.

Home is where the cat hair is.

I wish my eyelashes were as dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I want to punch in the face.

Gosh, if only there was a way to send people private messages...

I don't regret burning my bridges; I regret certain people weren't on them when those suckers got torched.

Namastayonthecouch

The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right. --Alexander Hamilton

Elizabeth Warren 2020

Never before have I been this frightened about an election.

The amount of self-control it takes to NOT say what I'm thinking is sometimes so immense that I need a nap afterwards.

For the title of Biggest Dirtbag?

I'm not an early bird; I'm not a night owl. I'm a permanently exhausted pigeon.

All some people need is a high-five (in the face, with a chair).

Nerd.{nurd} noun. An intellectual badass.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

That poor little envelope at the top is so lonely.

We have this very handy feature called "conversations," as in "private conversations. I wonder why no one uses it?

Watched Where No Man Has Gone Before.

You know what I like most about people? Their pets.