TNG Caption This! #365: Finally's Part 4

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: You'd better watch out for time travel shenanigans Data. Heheheeheheehe.

Worf: Kiss me you fool!

Data: "TNG season final not as good as Best of Both Worlds. Again".

Data: I am sorry Mr.... "Deep Throat", but we already know all about the aliens.

Geordi: I'd tap that.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Geordi: "No way! I'm not bending over to adjust these emitter controls until you put that thing down!"

 

[Santa Kang]

TROI: This would look better over here. It improves the flow.

LAFORGE: Put it back!! Damn it, Troi, this is science, not a freaking interior design show!!!!

 

[Alrik]

Deanna: "Geordi, where do you want me to put this one?"

Geordi: "Sometime you just make it too easy."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Data: High school gym renovations on schedule? What a load!

Geordi: Quickly, get that into position! We'll need it to defend against the approaching lens flare!

 

[Santa Kang]

TROI: I don't see how this will bring Data back to the future.

LAFORGE: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit!

 

[Triskelion]

Data: The Forty-Niners beat the Redskins - literally.

Picard: Here in the 24th century, we have evolved beyond taking cheap racial shots for a laugh, like some bloodthirsty Klingon.
Worf: I must beg to differ.
Picard: Well that's refreshing, a Klingon that begs to differ instead of threatening to kill me where I stand. Tell me, did you at least bring your "Begging to Differ" ritual dagger for the stabbing and the drawing of blood?
Worf: ...That is not the point.

LaForge: I come from the next caption contest! The bodily function jokes will tear a new hole in subspace that will consume the entire spacetime continuum!
Troi: Ha, tear a new hole.
LaForge: Crap, I'm too late!

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Oh, ahem, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?
WORF: Niet, still not French.

 

[Finngle Bells]

First Officer's Log. The plan is working. Geordi was transported to the holodeck in his sleep while we prepare Main Engineering for his 35th birthday party. In the past few hours, he had women troubles, Barclay troubles, putting up with a Data experiment, and engineering troubles. I'm looking forward to when Geordi realizes he had been on the holodeck for the past ten hours.

 

[LeadHead]

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