Riker: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Wesley: Wow, this opening scene for "Emissary" is great! I hope all the episodes are this action-packed!
Riker: Wake me up when we get to episode nine of season three.
TNG Caption This! #363: Finally's Part 2
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Riker: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Wesley: Wow, this opening scene for "Emissary" is great! I hope all the episodes are this action-packed!
Riker: Wake me up when we get to episode nine of season three.
Riker: Everybody remember where we parked!
Things got awkward on the set when Patrick Stewart stopped wearing pants whenever he sat during a scene.
Frakes had watched these episodes so many times he started to sleep through the TNG cast reunion viewing parties.
Riker: Damn, I didn't think she'd keep one knee up.
The away team didn't expect to find the motherload...the Borg showers!
Both Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes auditioned for X-Men at the same time. Only one of them got the part.
Riker: "Seen anything more in the fleet dispatches about Starfleet possibly replacing these uniforms?"
Picard: "Nope."
Riker: "Damn! Well...I'm about ready to call it a night and turn in. Would you mind unzipping me?"
SHATNER: Thanks God, you're there. I'm here because I asked to direct Star Trek VI.
FRAKES: Ok guys, we saw and heard nothing.
TFTW Leadhead!
Riker: All in favor of my theory of a giant space gopher?
All: Aye.
Riker: Sir - I just have to ask. What the heck are these orange things, anyway?
Picard: Holographic Where's Waldo.
Shelby: Subspace analysis reveals that the beam impacted Ensign Barstow's quarters, who was unfortunately in his window at that moment flipping the Borg "the bird."
Ensign: Maybe you should just use a fly swatter and leave the spinning back kicks to trained professionals.
Data: Bros before hoes.
Crusher: Oh no he di'in't!
Riker: All in favor of my theory of a giant space gopher?
All: Aye.
Riker: Sir - I just have to ask. What the heck are these orange things, anyway?
Picard: Holographic Where's Waldo.
Shelby: Subspace analysis reveals that the beam impacted Ensign Barstow's quarters, who was unfortunately in his window at that moment flipping the Borg "the bird."
Ensign: Maybe you should just use a fly swatter and leave the spinning back kicks to trained professionals.
Data: Bros before hoes.
Crusher: Oh no he di'in't!
Riker: And this...is the Burt Reynolds.
Ensign: On which planet?
"Captain, if you don't mind my saying ... you seem to be under a lot of stress, lately."
Elizabeth Dennehy: "I'm supposed to be in this scene, right?"
Director: "Cut!!!"
Missed opportunity to have skipped Shades of Grey LeadHead; imagine the fun to be had riffing on that episode! 
RIKER: But I'm sure I parked the shuttlecraft here...
PICARD: It's my selfie expression.
SHELBY: As we can see, the Borg hull is impregnable even to laser pointers.
RIKER: O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
ENSIGN: What is it with everyone on the ship quoting Shakespeare? No, you're not Romeo and no, I'm not going to kiss you.
SHELBY: My detailed tactical analysis of the Borg suggests that you two should go in first.
RIKER: But I'm sure I parked the shuttlecraft here...
PICARD: It's my selfie expression.
SHELBY: As we can see, the Borg hull is impregnable even to laser pointers.
RIKER: O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
ENSIGN: What is it with everyone on the ship quoting Shakespeare? No, you're not Romeo and no, I'm not going to kiss you.
SHELBY: My detailed tactical analysis of the Borg suggests that you two should go in first.
RIKER: Ok, our monster strangely looks like a Sarlaac, but we're fighting a cube, not a sphere.
Riker: The expression, Data, is "big ass HOLE," not "big ASS hole."
Data: Acknowledged.
Picard: Never underestimate...the power of...a good adult diaper...Hm, number one.
Riker: Sir?
Picard: Hm?
Riker: So...anyone got any ideas?
LaForge: We send Mister Worf over to stop up their plumbing with his copious bowel movements, sir?
Riker: Data?
Data: Geneva convention violation, sir.
Riker: Damn. Could have worked, too.
Ensign: I guess I need to keep telling you about these 24th century inventions called seat belts -
Riker: Snooze button.
Ensign: Oh no he di'in't!
Shelby: Now that's what I call a prosthetic enhancement.
Data: We should terminate this procedure immediately.
Beverly: Stand down.
Shelby: I don't think it can, Doctor.
TFTW Leadhead!
Riker: OK, we've found out what Leadhead did with Shades of Grey.
Picard: Go on, give us a kiss.
Shelby: Based on all this, I think our best strategy is to encourage the Cybermen to sue the Borg for infringement of their copyright.
Riker: So... how keen are you for promotion to first officer?
Data: Fascinating, the Borg are not as emotionless as we had thought. It seems that even they are unable to resist being reduced to tears of laughter when they see a woman with ridiculous Elvis hair.
Riker: OK, we've found out what Leadhead did with Shades of Grey.
Picard: Go on, give us a kiss.
Shelby: Based on all this, I think our best strategy is to encourage the Cybermen to sue the Borg for infringement of their copyright.
Riker: So... how keen are you for promotion to first officer?
Data: Fascinating, the Borg are not as emotionless as we had thought. It seems that even they are unable to resist being reduced to tears of laughter when they see a woman with ridiculous Elvis hair.
GEORDI: Wasn't there a colony when I left for my lunchtime?
RIKER: WHISTLING
RIKER: First French, then British and now Sicilian?
BEVERLY: WESLEY?
DATA: PEW PEW
Riker: HELLOOO!
Echo: <HELLOOO!>
Data: KHAAAAAAN!
Echo: <KHAAAAAAN!>
Geordi: GEORDI'S ONE SEXY DUDE!
Echo: <...>
Riker: It's the new Energy Star replicator, sir. You can only choose one: tea, Earl Grey, or hot.
Beverly: The Borg are self-cleaning?
Data: From my observations of Spot, I would say Locutus passed clean about twenty minutes ago.
WORF: WORF'S A BADASS WARRIOR WITH HONOR!
Riker: HELLOOO!
Echo: <HELLOOO!>
Data: KHAAAAAAN!
Echo: <KHAAAAAAN!>
Geordi: GEORDI'S ONE SEXY DUDE!
Echo: <...>
ECHO: WORF'S AN OUTCAST WHO HAS ALWAYS HIS ASS KICKED!
NIMOY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? RETURN IN FINAL UNITY!
SPINER: Aw please mister Nimoy, this one's so better.
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