TNG Caption This! 331: Spooky!

[Jonas Grumby]

K'Ehleyr: "What the hell kind of dating service is this, anyway!"
Dating counselor (OS): "Hey, you said you wanted a lawyer! He's the only lawyer in our database!"

 

[Triskelion]

Larry: That bulb may need replacement soon.
Picard: It's not a bulb, it's plasma. Frickin' Larry.

 

[shivkala]

Picard: Poor bastard, he's been waiting for a new caption contest.

 

[FlyingSaucrDude]

Riker: According to these readings there should be a new caption contest just down this hallway.
Worf (thinking): I've heard that one before...

Crusher: Doctor Crusher to Commander Riker. Commander, I think something must be interfering with our tricorders. Mine is saying that a bloody metal shard is actually the new caption contest.
Worf (OS, thinking): I've heard that one before...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ghosts: We know we're all dead now, but we're going to STAY here until we get a new caption contest!

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

I'm sure Leadhead feels the love. Your humble mod stands ready for the stickyswitch.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks everyone, today's the day! Sorry about the skipped weekend, again.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Alien: Did you hear? We're finally getting a new caption contest! Let's go have a few beers and celebrate!

K'Ehleyr: Yeah, yeah, you complete me.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!