RIKER: No, there isn't a tag saying "M. Scott" in my jacket lining!
Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!
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RIKER: No, there isn't a tag saying "M. Scott" in my jacket lining!
Riker: How did your coffee date with Leah Brahms go?
LaForge: She soured the milk.
RIKER: You're in X-ray mode again, aren't you?
Riker: You served Brahms fungini? Fungini. You served her fungini. You said, "Hey come to my quarters for some fungus."
LaForge: Let it go! It was two and a half centuries ago!
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Frakes: "Those look damn strange."
Burton: "It's for the Omega Man remake I'm in."
Frakes: You told him, I think, about the statue - line!
Burton: "You finally did it. You did it to yourselves."
Frakes: You finally did it! You did it to yourselves! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!
Rick Berman: Stop doing that, Burton!
RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?
LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.
Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.
Riker's Libido
Lieutenant Junior Grade
RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?
LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.
Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.
Nice one!!
Riker's Libido
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Riker: We are in 21st century Washington State correct?
Geordi: Yes Commander, but I don't understand what that means.
Riker: Geordi... ! You do understand... that special plant which lead to the creation of the banishment of currency etc etc...
Geordi: Oh oh... that.
Riker: *LARGE WINK*
*Cypress Hill 'Hits From The Bong' starts playing"
Riker's Libido
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Riker: Geordi... your eyes...
Geordi: Spice Must Flow...
Riker's Libido
Lieutenant Junior Grade
Spock: Uhura.... Captain I believe the colloquialism is she "has a big ol' butt."
Kirk: Indeed, Spock.
Spock: .... maybe in another life...
Kirk: Yep.
*fist bump*
Riker's Libido
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Inappropriate Bones: GET THAT SH*T OUT OF MY EYES OR DAMNIT I WILL R YOU!! I WILL R YOU SO HARD!!!
Geordi: *chuckle*
Riker: What's so funny?
Geordi: I just carved "Ask that kid wearing the visor out. He's cool!" on that tree
Riker: Why is that funny?
Geordi: So Jenny Garcia who was making out with Herbie Thompson, by that tree when we visited this place back in middle school, would see the tree and ask me out.
Riker: "You told him about our first season?!"
'God': "YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!"
Kirk: "Give it a rest, will you? Some of us are trying to sleep here!"
Transporter Chief: "Ok, you guys should be ready to beam down. Pretty sure I've ironed out the bug that turned the last couple of guys inside out. Pretty sure."
Riker: "You told him about the NX-01?!?"
Riker: Sorry, Geordi, but that glass eye still doesn't look real.
Spock: Uhura has been teaching that palm dance to Sulu.
Kirk: He's not bad.
Geordi: So then he said, "I've got to take a 'leak'," and something about a pea. I just kind of laughed and pretended like I knew what he was talking about, but...
Riker: Yeah, I don't get his 21st Century dialect either...
Some of the more obsessed Trek fans never truly understand the phrase "personal space".
Kirk: Regulation 46A: "If transmissions are being monitored during battle..."
Saavik: "... no uncoded messages on an open channel."
Kirk: So, who's not 'well-aware' of the regulations NOW?!
Geordi: What do you say we find a couple of low-mileage pit-woofies and help 'em build a memory?
Riker <taps communicator>: Beam me up, Scotty.
"You told him about the statue?! That wasn't a dumbass thing to do, but, a DOUBLE dumbass, to invoke the colorful metaphors of the time period."
The paparazzi of the 23rd century were a lot like the paparazzi of today, but equipped with better technology, like this 47,000,000 candlelight flash equipped on their cameras.
Kirk: *thinking* That is an impressive sideboob. The body is a little rotund, but an impressive sideboob, nonetheless.
Spock: *thinking* Is the Admiral checking out Mr. Scott?
McCoy: Phone hooome!
Kirk: For the last time I'm not smelling your finger!
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