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New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

Not so fast.
That thing at the back of his neck looks suspiciously like an octopus head. And we do know the Enterprise goes under water for some reason. :eek:
Benedict Cumbebatch is playing an octopus.

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I think Cumberbatch is playing a superpowered human terrorist called John Harrison and that there is nothing more to his character than that.

I am alone on the internet in this belief.
 
Has anyone mentioned the possibility that those Spine ridges may be Borg-Tribble babies gestating? That would certainly fit in with him going to Qu'onos to create havoc.
 
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

Not so fast.
That thing at the back of his neck looks suspiciously like an octopus head. And we do know the Enterprise goes under water for some reason. :eek:
Benedict Cumbebatch is playing an octopus.

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Waitwait— an octopus?

Or do you mean that he's really...

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... Benedict Cuttlefish?

Could he be a Mon Calamari?
Is Abrams trying to ruin my Trek with more Star Wars? Is this some kind of trap?
 
A new image depicts Harrison showing evidence of spinal ridges. An iguana shows evidence of a ridge of spines. Therefore...

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Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

I have studied, carefully, both pictures and have noted that in both pictures Cumberbatch is without question wearing black. Therefore I have deduced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he, Cumberbatch, is in fact playing the villain in this film.

Okay, so he's playing a villainous iguana.

I think we're onto something with the iguana. Note: both Harrison and the iguana have their mouths open. This is likely very important. Should probably be spoiler-coded.
 
Breaking news! And I am NOT kidding. Benedict Cumberbatch is playing...
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...his favorite book on tape. Supposedly it's a good one. :)

 
Cumberbatch sure has a thing for fancy dining. From this, we can determine that the Harrison character is required to take regular intakes of food and drink, at least three times per day, in order to stay alive. I'm sure Abrams is now upset that he didn't do a good enough job keeping a lid on things as far as this fact is considered.
 
Until the film is released all we know is that the villain was around in the past, got pissed off, and has now returned.

[KHAAAAAAAAAN! video inserted into original post.]

Alice Eve said he's not Khan in an interview at the BAFTAs. I'll believe her, if only because she's prettier than you. :p

Breaking news! And I am NOT kidding. Benedict Cumberbatch is playing...
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Pretending to be drinking blood wine. A plate of Klingon foods from Neelix's "Star Trek Cookbook". Listening to Klingon language tapes. It's all obvious, now.
 
Cumberbatch sure has a thing for fancy dining. From this, we can determine that the Harrison character is required to take regular intakes of food and drink, at least three times per day, in order to stay alive. I'm sure Abrams is now upset that he didn't do a good enough job keeping a lid on things as far as this fact is considered.

Yeah, "eating". :rolleyes: Now that's really original, isn't it? Thank you, boy-genius "Jar-Jar" Adams! Thank you for ruining the True Trek universe with your juvenile "food and drink" obsession! I'm sure the gushers will just pretend it's "high art" or some similar sycophantic hogwash... :vulcan:
 
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