TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Contests

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "No. I didn't. "
Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Worf: "Why?"
Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

 

[shivkala]

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^


I tip my hat to you, sir, that was a great one!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: Lets see, "Special Interests". Archaeology. Shakespeare. Diplomacy....

Good lord, even I wouldn't want to debate me after reading my SpaceDate profile.

 

[NX-01]

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Picard (Thinking) - Stupid draw something......how the hell do you draw Kronos?!?!?! Fuck it, I'll just write it!!

Worf - Am I that boring to watch???

Worf - Carrying you is grave dishonour!
Data - I won the poker hand, you stated if you lost you'd be my slave for a week.
Worf - I didn't think you'd enforce it....
Data - Had I lost would you have made me look after your brat for a week?
Worf - Of course!!!
Data - Trust me it would have been worse for me if I had lost.
Worf - True......

Riker - Geordie I just don't see it.
Geordie - How can you not?
Riker - He looks nothing like Lore!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Geordi: Why aye man! I can get Warp 9.9 for ya's like!

Data: Inquiry. "Geordie" LaForge?

Riker: Now we know Data's working again, because his humor detector doesn't.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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GEORDI: We're not drawing a penis on his forehead!!

 

[Captain April]

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Picard: C, C, C, C...

Worf: I warned him about installing Windows 8 sir.

Geordi: I'm givin' you the shirt off my back in this deal. Look, he's hardly used and he's got super low mileage. What's it gonna take to get you and this android together?

 

[Triskelion]

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Deanna as Sailor Moon. Best sketch yet!

Computer. Play "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

 

[T'Girl]

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Picard:

Nife ... nife ... nife

I refuse to use spell checker

neee eye "fffff"

Nife

Bloody hell

 

[uberfalcon]

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Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
Worf: "No. I didn't. "
Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Worf: "Why?"
Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

Brilliance.

 

[Isis]

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Picard: "Note to self: No more bets with Beverly, no matter how horny I am. Because if she won once, she can win again, and I can end up doing even more of young Mr. Crusher's homework."

 

[inflatabledalek]

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Picard: Computer, I asked for the files on the Starship Yamato, not the Battleship Yamato.


Wait... is this one of those anime's with naked chicks?

Computer: Negative.

Picard: Bring up the files on the Starship Yamato computer.

 

[BriGuy]

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Picard: ...ok, 3 here... 5, 9... 1... MERDE!

Riker: Captain, Romulan vessel decloaking, you're needed on the bridge.

Picard: Not now Number One!

OK, 2 here... 4... 6...

 

[BriGuy]

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Figures.

His positronic network failed the day after his warranty expired.

 

[Triskelion]

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Worf: Captain, the Pakleds are flooding the market with their own Soong-type android. They call him Mister Dater.

Picard: Curse you Ambassador T'Pel, I mean Sub-Commander Selok from Data's Day!

Worf: They should call him Mister Leakypants.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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WORF: Look, just decide where you want him. I'm sick of moving him around.

 

[doubleohfive]

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THE DOCTOR: Worf? Son of Mogh? Is that you?

 

[JonnyBoy]

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Picard: Mr. Worf, when I ordered everyone to pick a souvenir before abandoning ship, I meant something like a PADD, or maybe one of the blobby ships on the wall in the lounge.

 

[Triskelion]

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This should keep the door to your ready room open, sir.

 

[doubleohfive]

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Fed up with his malfunctioning android, Worf waits patiently at the Enterprise's Genius Bar to get his first iPhone.