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Men: How Much Body Hair Do You Have?

Men: How Much Body Hair Do You Have?

  • Smooth as a baby

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • Sparse body hair

    Votes: 17 29.3%
  • Moderately hairy

    Votes: 33 56.9%
  • Furry like a gorilla

    Votes: 7 12.1%

  • Total voters
    58
A bit less of it since they shaved sections of my chest at the hospital the other day. But I guess somewhere between moderate and gorilla. My SO can give her thoughts on it herself, if she so wishes.

Just about perfect, I'd say. Though I haven't seen the carnage wrought by the hospital razor yet.
 
Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

I let it grow naturally. I trim my facial hair every week or so, and my armpit hair and pubic hair from time to time, but other than that I let it do what it wants. Let it be announced to the board that I am a mammal, and glorify in my phylum!
 
Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

Since someone else has created a body hair thread. I feel like creating one :)

One thread was more than enough, thank you. Let's see what happens when you merge two threads that both have polls in them...

ETA (It eliminates the second poll).
 
More than I care for, given the style of our times. I'd have been hot shit in the 70s though.
 
Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

. . . Let it be announced to the board that I am a mammal, and glorify in my phylum!
Mammals comprise a class, actually. Phylum Chordata > subphylum Vertebrata > class Mammalia.

Although there's nothing wrong with taking pride in being a vertebrate as well. It's good to have a spine!
 
Re: Body hair: shave, trim, wax or natural

. . . Let it be announced to the board that I am a mammal, and glorify in my phylum!
Mammals comprise a class, actually. Phylum Chordata > subphylum Vertebrata > class Mammalia.

Although there's nothing wrong with taking pride in being a vertebrate as well. It's good to have a spine!

D'oh! Thanks, that was stupid of me. I can't believe I flubbed that. I retract my claim to glory, and slink off to find another classification.

I could be an arachnid, I suppose. Some of them are hairy. Appropriate to a Nasat, too.
 
Moderately hairy. Though it took a while to "kick in". My feet are unusually hairy, My brother suspects Hobbit ancestry.
 
Like Tom Selleck in his Magnum's days, I have the perfect amount of body hair.
You are correct, sir. That is indeed the PERFECT amount. :bolian:
It's funny because, even in these days when the smooth look is more fashionable, Tom Selleck's manbush always elicits a few sighs from the ladies.

I could be an arachnid, I suppose. Some of them are hairy. Appropriate to a Nasat, too.
Mammals Only.
 
I have enough body hair to be unhappy about it, but at least I'm not Robin Williams. Poor bastard.

If you shaved Robin Williams it'd take you about twelve hours to reach his skin. That's gotta be like hacking through the Congolese jungle with a machete.
 
Moderately hairy. Though it took a while to "kick in". My feet are unusually hairy, My brother suspects Hobbit ancestry.
I also have hairy feet and toes, which is odd since I hardly have any body hair at all -- even my leg hair grows fine and fair, like my arm hair. I like my hairy feet, I think they're cute. My mom is under 5 foot tall, and has loads of curly hair, so I think there is definitely some Hobbit on her side.

You are correct, sir. That is indeed the PERFECT amount. :bolian:
It's funny because, even in these days when the smooth look is more fashionable, Tom Selleck's manbush always elicits a few sighs from the ladies.

That's because he's the right amount of "manly" to pull that look off. Not easily done. ;)

Manbush?

Anyway, there has indeed been poetry on the subject:
If asked if I know what follicles I'd grow
Were I to be "King of Panache"
It would sprout out my nose
In hairy little rows
Just like Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!
Tom's hair-covered lip, it just makes me flip
And prone to a horny heat rash
It's woolly and thick
Like a caterpillar's dick
I adore Seleck's booshy moostache!
Other 'staches I've seen, in the places I've been
Look just like Mike Farrall's from M*A*S*H
I despise that man's face
It lacks the beauty and grace
Of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!
And what about Prince? Oh, don't make me wince
His looks like a wimpy eyelash!
It lacks the weight and girth
Of the best fur on earth
Known as Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!
O! I'd bash, I'd smash, I'd pay cold, hard cash
I'd gnash succotash and huff hash!
I'd marry white trash
I'd thrash Johnny Cash
For a splash of Tom's booshy moostache!
But I haven't the hair to grace my lip there
And so all my dreams must be dashed
My nose shall never feel
The tickly, prickly appeal...of Tom Selleck's booshy Moustache!
-Steven Humphrey
 
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