Let me get this straight: Hogan
- Thread starter Kup1986
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It was Neelix's fault.
Well Hogan obviously shaved his chest, so it's also his own fault for going down so easily.
Are you implying he was some kind of slut?!
Going down the snakes throat so easily when it ate him.
Is everything about sex with you?
Is everything about sex with you?
I'm on the train, I've got a full phone battery and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Trains going into tunnels.
Classic symbolism.
Kathryn must feel like an idiot for not picking up an extra Hogan in Deadlock.
Classic symbolism.
Kathryn must feel like an idiot for not picking up an extra Hogan in Deadlock.
I apologize for my crassness. I was amusing myself while crushed into a crowd of teenagers wearing antennae hats and holding oversized toys (it's the melbourne show, the second worst time to travel on the train). I could blame it on difficult phone editing encouraging me to post the first thing that comes into my head except really, that's what I usually do 
Gods, I must be desensitized.
When were you crass?
When were you crass?
Hogan is dead. EATEN.
Not a time for double entendre.
Not a time for double entendre.
As to the OP's question.. well was he? The only person in Trek to be eaten by a creature, a real creature not a pulsating light entity. I don't think Yar counts as that oil slick was still too weird ass to be an animal.
Didn't someone get eaten in Shore Leave?
Didn't someone get eaten in Shore Leave?
Tuvok thought there was an invisible monster eating children once.
Not even close.
They just barely had the budget for big space beasties that would consume our heroes totally, rather than just suck out the salt, genius creativity, moisture or red blood cells.
Not even close.
They just barely had the budget for big space beasties that would consume our heroes totally, rather than just suck out the salt, genius creativity, moisture or red blood cells.
Poor Hogan was eaten inside the cave. If he'd been a bit further from the cave, he'd have been eaten out...
Now if only Hogan had been a woman that joke would work better...
Felching.
Anilingus
Ass to mouth
Tossing the salad.
Lads can be eaten out easily.
Anilingus
Ass to mouth
Tossing the salad.
Lads can be eaten out easily.
Okay so I misremembered Shore Leave and apparently every other wild animal attacking Star Trek memory I had was also an illusion created by powerful beings to terrify the puny humans.
Could this be Hogan's claim to Star Trek fame?
(Guy I hadn't heard that word felching in years, I remember when it was all the rage to mention it on mailing lists of yore so hapless folk would look it up
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Could this be Hogan's claim to Star Trek fame?
(Guy I hadn't heard that word felching in years, I remember when it was all the rage to mention it on mailing lists of yore so hapless folk would look it up
)
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