Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

[He's Dead Jim.]

Hello all,

For my distinguished first post I would like to share this blog that I made out of crippling boredom. I'm pretty sure this is one of the only communities of people who would get any of these jokes, so I hope you giggle a little bit at least.

http://mittromneyisaferengi.tumblr.com/

I take suggestions, since I'm running out of quotes.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I think it works best with Mitt's words (in quotations) over the top of photos of actual Ferengi.

 

[Drago-Kazov]

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward. Socialism or capitalism makes no difference for him.

 

[Captain Rob]

I think the USA could use a few good Ferengi right about now.

 

[Drago-Kazov]

i think Rothbard is the mst Ferengi looking capitalist that ever lived.

 

[nightwind1]

 

[CorporalClegg]

That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

 

[NrobbieC]

Surely you've just insulted all Ferengi :P

 

[T'Girl]

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward.

Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

 

[Drago-Kazov]

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes,

I have a hard time seeing Jellico running away from a war he supports.

 

[Count Zero]

Please limit yourselves to funny photoshops and suggestions for more quotes or improvements to the blog. Political discussions (real life politics, that is) can be had in Misc or TNZ.

 

[Whoa Nellie]

Sauce for the goose.

 

[R. Star]

No, he's Gul Dukat!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel....

Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward.

Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

This--except, personally...I find both pretty likable.

 

[He's Dead Jim.]

Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel....

Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets.

HAHA oh my god. Thank you. I will find a way to work that in.

 

[Sector 7]

That would make a great avatar! Can I... Huh, huh... can I?

No, he's Gul Dukat!

Creepy... as if he wasn't creepy enough already... The comparisons write themselves.

 

[Random_Spock]

That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Same here. *runs away screaming*

 

[Drago-Kazov]

Sauce for the goose.

Good one.

 

[E-DUB]

Looking forward to the first post-debate pic with Obama as a Vulcan and Mitt as a Ferengi.