Of all the ships named Enterprise, which of them would you most want to serve on, and which would be your last choice?
Any of them bar early seasons TNG....I just couldn't pull off those man skirt uniforms they had. No legs for them. Oh and probably not Archer's Enterprise, the man was a muppet.
I'd opt for the Enterprise-D. It's the ship I grew up watching the most and I'd love harassing Data with tons of questions.
Ship wise I might go for the E, as for Captain wise I'm leaning more towards Kirk (so long as I was wearing a nice gold shirt)
Enterprise-C for me please. Love the Ambassador-Class and loved Captain Rachel Garrett, definately the kind of Captain I would follow to hell and back (or at the very least a last stand at Narendra III). I would hate to serve on the NX-01 (sorry but I just can't take Archer seriously as the Captain of such an important ship, a garbage scow maybe) or the Nu-Enterprise (especially if it is stupidly big, whilst the over-active lense flare generator would give me permanent migraines).
I would like to be Tactical Officer on the NCC-1701-C under Captain Garrett, a strong and capable leader of a storied starship. When Tasha Yar appeared, I'd kill her immediately upon sight. I'd avoid the NCC-1701-B because Harriman was clearly a buffoon, or at least compared to the ultimate captain, James T. Kirk, he was.
Considering what happened to Enterprise-C, it wouldn't be that! Probably the Enterprise-D since it would be the most stable, comfortable place to be. A nice bar, holodecks, arboretum. I'd ignore the men in the skants, but I'd still get a nice view of the ladies in theirs. (On MY Enterprise, ALL of the women would be wearing them, and they'd be hot, like Kate Middleton.
Definitely not the 1701 or the A crowded pug fugly rust-bucket with brainless captain. I'd say the J, that beauty's a true city in space so I'd have plenty to do.
I guess this question presupposes that your appearance will create a new sequence of events/timeline. So you wouldn't necessarily be destroyed with the C or have Picard assimilated during the D's run. Otherwise, it would be somewhat boring if you knew exactly what all or most of the major events onboard ship would be.