McCoy, muttering: Never fails. The man can't leave the ship without bumping into some floozy who wants to bed him!
TOS Caption Contest #260--GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!
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McCoy, muttering: Never fails. The man can't leave the ship without bumping into some floozy who wants to bed him!
Mirror Kirk: "I just want to make sure you understand who wears the pants around here!"
Marlena: "If you play your cards right, neither of us."
Mirror Kirk: "...Damn you're good!"
Spock (thinking): "At least before he took them to his quarters, now he has the crew bringing his bed right into the transporter room."
McCoy: "Come along Dr. Cochrane, I don't think you want to see this."
Kirk: "What are you laughing about now?"
Marlena: "The size of your man-boobs, they're huge."
Kirk: "What do you thing I should do about them?
Marlena: "Can I have them? They're much bigger than mine."
(breaks up laughing, rolls on floor)
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Spock: Hold it! There is a spore in your eye.
On to the next contest..
Woman: But I love you!
Spock: Sadly I cannot reciprocate those feelings... (sees Kirk) However I know someone who might...
Kirk: You know I would woo with some flattering words and kind remarks, but this is the mirror universe. So show me your booty baby!
Woman: But I love you!
Spock: Sadly I cannot reciprocate those feelings... (sees Kirk) However I know someone who might...
Kirk: You know I would woo with some flattering words and kind remarks, but this is the mirror universe. So show me your booty baby!
Kirk: "You seem to be amused."
Marlena: "You seem to think that's a Bloody Mary."
Kirk: "A toast, to William Ware Theiss. A god among men."
A caption that is deservedly repeated.
Spock: "Thanks to the spores, I can finally see and appreciate how wonderful you are. Your goodness, your honesty, your fidelity, your purity, your...hey, what's this? A wedding band?!"
Leila: "Don't worry about it. He's out of town."
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Kirk (thinking): They've drawn her forehead ridges on her hair. This is a disaster.
BarBara Luna: "I hear France Nuyen is doing an episode next season. I dare you to tell her I said 'hi'!"
Kirk: "...so he says, 'I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!' "
Marlena: "Ahahahahahaha!"
Kirk(thinking): "Man, I can use all of my old jokes in this alternate universe. I'm staying!"
Kirk: "And in my universe, we don't have anything like a 'captain's woman.' We don't treat our women as sex objects. We treat them just the same as... Why are you laughing?!"
Marlena: "I've seen your women's uniforms."
