TOS Caption Contest #260--GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!

[MANT!]

Ok without further ado,

I Present the WINNERS!!

Spock: "I have located the murder weapon, Captain. It was his trombone!"
Kirk: He was bludgeoned to death?"
McCoy: "No, Captain, he was garroted!"
Scotty: "With a trombone?"
Jamal: "Now that I would like to have seen!"

Kirk: "I thought you said this thing was set on stun."
Spock: "Did I? I may have been mistaken."

Sarpeidon's past was a very lonely place. No McDonald's, no ATMs, no FedEx delivery. In fact, the only even somewhat familiar name was Frederick's of Hollywood.

Kirk: I don't think sensor readings will be necessary Spock.

Photochop winnah!

SPOCK: I shall need clarification on what you mean by "a gay old time"

Thanks for your patience folks..Real Life does have a way to intrude , dear daughter informed us last week that she's pregnant..so it's been busy around the Mant household..
(I'm holding out for a grandson)..

On to the next contest..

Enjoy!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Put her with the rest.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I love you...

Leila: Uhhhh... this is awkward...

Kirk was one of the few people in history to bed women and get to sneak out to a different universe.

Janice: Jim, you're carrying me over the threshold! I'm so happy!

Kirk: Bones, Code 6.

McCoy: Amnesia Pill, coming right up.

Kirk: So tell me, Great Woman of Amazonia, about this Snu-Snu...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Wait...the Charles Bronson?

LEILA: Yes.

SPOCK: See ya, Gotta go!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Leila: "Ugh! There was a guy on Antares IV who used that same pick-up line on me once!"
Spock: "And...?"
Leila: "Like I said, there was a guy on Antares IV..."

Mirror Kirk: "You look very...tantalizing tonight! Who have you been vaporizing?"

Kirk: "Nah, we don't need a stretcher! I've got her!"
Dr. Coleman (thinking): "Macho asshole!"

Kirk: "Wow, nice eyebrows! Say, how'd you like to help me win a bet with my first officer?"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk (secretly Janice) (thinking): "Maybe if I hold the body just right they'll think that fart didn't come from me.... Wait a minute, either way it came from me!!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Congrats Mant!

Kirk os: "Over the top, Spock. Over the top!"

Kirk: "A toast, to William Ware Theiss. A god among men."

Kirk: "I'll be in my bunk."

Kirk: "Just how many eyebrows do you have?"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Yes indeed, congratulations to the Mants and family!

Kirk: "You're the Captain's woman. Until you laugh at his hairless chest again."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock: "I believe it's time to release some spores of my own."

"They're not shark's teeth, Captain, they're my own and they're alive. Feeling lucky?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Parallel universe madness:
Kirk: "Wilma?! Jeez, I can't wait to see what Fred looks like!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I hope the rest of you is better "maintained" that your eyebrows

 

[Bones_McCoy21]

Spock: "Wait a minuet, don't I know you from some where..."

Marlena: "So, Dad, like my outfit?"

Kirk pondered how easily he could rip the threads on her shirt...then he looked at her face

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Here's to killing more of my enemies!

 

[UFO]

Spock: I can't help feeling there are three of us in this relationship …

Kirk: In some ways this universe is actually quite progressive.

Bones: We really should stop going back to the mid 20th century to find you dates Jim.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Spock: ...And if I don't have sex once every seven years I die. You don't want me to die do you?

Kirk: Your traps look well oiled to me.

Kirk:Whoever heard of a prostitute sleeping on the job?

Kirk: You know, your voice is really familiar...

 

[Ln X]

Spock: I would caution you that Vulcans are three times stronger than humans. Arm wrestling is not recommended.

Kirk: Your horrible! Your bosom is flatter than a still sea, your goofy, your eyes look like mud and your breathe smells!
Woman: You're so funny!
Kirk: (thinking) God it's even easier getting off with mirror universe chicks!

Kirk: This woman needs immediate medical attention!
Mccoy: How do you do it Jim? You two are still clothed and tapped her senseless!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Mirror Kirk: "Well, I'm finally back from that bizarre parallel universe!"
Marlena: "What did you bring me?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Mirror Kirk: "Well, I'm finally back from that bizarre parallel universe!"
Marlena: "What did you bring me?"

Mirror Kirk: "Parallel Universe STDs."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MIRROR KIRK: Did you sleep with him?

MIRROR MARLENA: No, why would you think that?

MIRROR: The big stupid grin you've been wearing since he left.

 

[Isis]

MANT!, TFTW. And congrats on your future grandparenthood!

Spock: "You know what?"

Leila: "What?"

Spock: "Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance."

Mirror Marlena: "Sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding. No, you're not wearing one of our men's uniform tops. You're wearing my blouse."

Kirk (to self): "Well, now I know what 'carrying your own weight' means."

Woman: "A penny for your thoughts."

Kirk: "I don't know why, but I can't get the image of Bambi out of my mind."