TNG Caption This! 259: A different take on things...

Everyone was mesmerized by the Klingon/Ferrengi porno




Woman: All rise! Divorce court is now in session!






The obama speech from 2012 completely bored the audience.





Picard: Put your right foot in, take right foot out....

 

Six: "The transmission is from an unknown inbound ship. Who the hell are these guys."

Adama: "Oh frak me. That would be Crocket and Tubbs."

Tigh: "Aaackward."




Roslin: "They're the latest from La-Z-Boy. What do you think?"

Adama: "Comfy. Put me down for two."





Apollo: "Okay, okay, okay. I get it, my bad. Starting tomorrow the ban on coffee at morning briefings is lifted."



Tigh: "Our numbers are way down. I need you to really put your heart into your recruiting duties. Now lets hear your pitch...with feeling this time."

Anders: "I WANT YOU....to want...ME!"

Tigh: "Perf....wait, what?"



Boomer: "Oh no, they tore is head right off and watched him bleed out!"

Six: "Yeah. Kinda gets ya right here, does't it."

 

Next time on Star Trek: the Next Generation "Thru a Mirror Darkly"

YAR: Wow, these glasses make me totally sexy!!!

PICARD: Why do I smell of cheap liquor?

BASHIR:I thought I was taller?

CRUSHER: Man, I'm gonna be swimming in ladies with this face!

SISKO: Not black, not bald but sill badass.

 

Nobody was pleased when Shelley chose "Galactica 1980" for movie night.




ROSLIN: I don't care what either of you say - the rules are the rules. She picked Galactica 1980, so we're going to watch Galactica 1980!




APOLLO: ...and last but not least, after final inspection, the galley will be screening "Galactica 1980." Per the orders of the President, we all are expected to attend.




ANDERS: This is all YOUR fault. If I'd listened to Colonel Tigh, we'd be watching Lesbian Spank Inferno tonight. But oh, no! Tory had to go and blind-buy Galactica 1980 because "Barry Van Dyke is cute"...

TYROL: He does have nice dimples...

ANDERS: Not helping, Chief!



DORAL: And what do they call this?

SIX: "Galactica 1980."

BOOMER: It's awful.

SIX: He really does have nice dimples though.

 

Roslin: I know you two are the only passengers on this flight, but by the Colonies I *am* going to finish the in flight safety lecture and you're going to sit there and listen to me! Now then, your seat cushions are equipped with flotation devices, though no one in a hundred yahren has ever actually used them that way. So the hell with it. If you'll look to the right and left, you'll notice that we have absolutely no emergency exits, so if we go into a controlled crash, you're FRAKKED! And even though anyone with the I.Q. of felgercarb knows how to do this, here's how you operate your safety belt...

 

"Good evening, I'm Dirk Benedict and tonight I'll be talking to you about how you all suck, with special reference to how women should be rolling the cigars, not smoking them".

 

Man in the middle: "She promised me the camera wasn't on."

 

Six: "OK, I'm biased, but there WERE six lights!"





Woman passenger: "Did they forget my kosher meal again?"





Gabe Kotter had second thoughts about giving that pop quiz.

 

Take your last swings in the April Fools contest, I'll be starting a new one tonight!

 

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