doubleohfive
Fleet Admiral
Troi: Nice try, sir. I know that Enterprise model behind me is supposed to be the Stargazer. Who do I look like? Geordi?
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TNG Caption This! 256: Back to basics
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Troi: Nice try, sir. I know that Enterprise model behind me is supposed to be the Stargazer. Who do I look like? Geordi?
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doubleohfive
Fleet Admiral
Troi: I know what you're thinking sir. And yes, they're real. Just ask Will. Or Worf!
Troi: "You know what I really hate, Jean Luc? Those butt-ugly Constitution class starships! Ohhhhh...there's one right behind me, isn't there..."
Crusher: "I was right. You're the missing link."
Worf: "Huh?"
LaForge: "Picard's wax dummy is a pretty good likeness, isn't it?"
<brief pause>
La Forge: "You're not a dummy, are you?"
Riker: "We've conquered hunger and poverty. You'd think we could avoid stop-and-go rush hour traffic."
Troi: I know what you're thinking sir. And yes, they're real. Just ask Will. Or Worf!
...Or Wesley. Or Geordi. Or Barcley. Or Mr. Homm, Gomez, the Binars, Lore, that guy who looked like you with a beard on that starbase, everyone on decker 5-43 inclusive...
Crusher: "Finally, I have my answer, I don't have to start the strip search."
Klingon on left (to self): "Good...I've had a lot of overtime the past few days and haven't gotten to the gym."
Worf: "Your answer?"
Crusher: "Yes, my answer. YOU put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale."
Worf: "Huh?"
Picard: Counselor, where's the new Caption Contest?
Troi: There's a leak in LeadHead's roof and he has to fix it. He hopes to have a new contest up by the end of the day.
Picard: Ah, that explains my damp forehead.
New contest is up! Thanks for your patience!
(Reaches up with both hands)
Troi: I know what you're thinking sir. And yes, they're real. Just ask Will. Or Worf!
Deanna: "Honk honk Captain.
Picard (os): "Donuts in the observation lounge."
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