Cap Con 76: Canon to the left of Me...

[Nerys Myk]

But first, the WINNERS!

DOMINO EFFECT AWARD

Vulcan: "Report."

T'Mir: "Negative, sir. We've searched all over Blueberry Hill and found no sign of Captain T'Hrill."

VULCAN MOUTH PROBE AWARD

(thinking)

"Excellent. This Earth female has mercury fillings!

Seduce enough such women and I'll be able to replenish all the temperature gauges aboard our starship."

SEXY SILHOUETTE SELLS AWARD

T'Mir: This privacy screen has severe opacity deficits
Mestral: Agreed, but I was informed it was vital for something called 'the ratings'

COINKYDINK AWARD

T'Mir: "I was just thinking how remarkably fortunate for us it is that we are physically almost identical to the inhabitants of this planet, with only a few easily disguisable differences."
Mestral: "Life's funny that way."

Your prize

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[Nerys Myk]

And now, this contest's pics:

 

[ChristopherPike]

Romulan Commander: "Starfleet tosk ca'argh ooue rowe. La. Jolan Tru vacoomas."

Hoshi: "They're mocking something they've heard about us.

(play acting, loud)

Starfleet runs from no one? HA!"

T'Pol: "Fine. And the next sentence?"

Hoshi: "Jolande True... er, suck ass?

(shrugs)

The name of their Captain maybe?"

T'Pol: "It means have a nice day... suckers."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Archer: "One liberty bell!"

(Loose change rattling)

"Two liberty bells!"

(Another sound rings out)

Reed: "Captain. A little help here would be nice."

Archer: "I'd move if I were you, Malcolm. You're about to get showered in quarters."

Reed: (shakes head) "I knew I should've joined the Navy instead.

I could've been happily dead at the bottom of the ocean right now."

Archer: "COME ON, THIRD LIBERTY BELL!"

(Does victory dance)

"OH, YOOOOOUUUUU BEAUTY!"

(Detonation circuit activates)

Reed: "Ah, fer fook's sake...."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Cheers for the wins BTW.

Reed: "Hey, that isn't fair! You ordered me to go in my EV suit."

Archer: "Rank has its priviledge, Lieutenant.

Besides which, I've done this before and blamed it on the dog.

It always works."

Reed: "At least wait until I've sloshed all the way over there..."

Archer: "Suit yourself. But I warn you, I'm a good shot."

 

[boco]

Archer: When I tolp you to take Porthos out for a walk, I didn't mean OUT of the ship! Now see what happend? we had to form a rescue team..( to himself): good boy, Porthos, biting Reed was a great job!

T'Pol: Can you hear what the captain and Cmdr Tucker are talking abous us?
Hoshi: Wait, let me clear up the frequency... you think they're talking about you?or me? you don't know the guys! they're talking about WATERPOLO!!!

 

[Kotik]

TPol: Have you managed to intercept their long range transmissions
Hoshi: Yes. They've reported that they cannot attack us
T'Pol: They think we are too superior?
Hoshi: No, they are fighting among themselves.
T'Pol:
Hoshi: They cannot decide, who gets the Vulcan with the enormous rack

Malcolm: Oh bloody Nora, Captain, the lights are too loud!
Jon: Tell me about it, Mal. That's the last time I take Shran on an shuttle mission.
Malcolm: The blue stuff's not to bad, if it wasn't for the bloody hangover.
Jon: Speaking of blue stuff; where's Shran?
Malcolm: Last time I saw him, was when he passed out trying to pee his name in the sand, down on that planet.
Jon: Dammit, I knew I'd forgotten something...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

Hoshi: "I think it's the audio track for an exercise video or a porn film. I can't tell which."

 

[boco]

T'Pol: Can you hear what Cmrd Tucker is talking to Corporal Cole?
HOshi: Hm... I'm trying ... Nope... nothing, sorry...( thinking)Trip: you owe me a big one!!

 

[huskers57]

Archer: "Looks like you're stuck between a bulk head and space!"

Hoshi subtly gives T'Pol the finger.

T'Pol: "Engage lens flare!! Blind them!! "

Reed: "Sir, you are reallymaking me uncomfortable... can we just have breakfast?"

 

[boco]

Archer: That's the l last time I'll let YOU choose the bar on shore leave!

 

[boco]

Archer: C'mon, Malcolm,my fart wasn't THAT bad smelling

 

[6079SmithW]

And thus was born the infamous "Archer Maneuver" also referred to as "turning tail and running."

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: It's a plot device.

 

[boco]

And thus was born the infamous "Archer Maneuver" also referred to as "turning tail and running."

I thought that was the PORTHOS maneuver ! LOL

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "I'm picking up the guys at their weekly poker game. And they're talking about you and me. What Malcolm is saying about me is kind of sweet. But what Tucker wants to do to you is just gross."

 

[Finn]

Reed: At least, I stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[Ayelbourne]

Rom #1: Y'know, sneaking up on people like that would be a lot easier if we had cloaking devices.
Rom #2: Shut up, it'll work.

From the Famous Last Words Collection

 

[boco]

Romulan: What is that THING between our nacells??? DESTROY IT!

 

[Schistocerca]

Trip: I told you Thursday was green nacells day, but oh no you had to insist it was blue nacells day!