TOS Caption Contest #237: O Captain! My Captain!

SPOCK: First the "Ass Rubbing Clone" and now this!

KIRK: At least its rubbing his own...

 

Mulhall: I hear it makes a mean cup of hot chocolate.

 

"Green? But command wears gold!"

 

SPOCK: Sorry Captain, but this brings to mind far too many questions that I simply do not want to know the answers to.

 

trekkie in audience; actually, it's more of an avocado, but because of the stage lights-
kirk; CAN IT!

 

Shatner: "I don't get it. I've got top billing, I'm the star... You're hanging off De's every word. I love the man like a brother but..."

Muldaur: "Don't take it personally Bill. I just have this funny feeling I'll need the 'old country doctor who's afraid of transporters' schtick one day."

 

Mulhall: "Is it worth covering the gray yourself just to save a few credits? What if you destroy your hair follicles and have to wear a toupee the rest of your life?"

 

Spock: "Are you sure you told priceline.com there were three of us?"

 

Kirk: "Oh, come on. Don't I have time to try the Magic Fingers?"

 

Kirk: "What kind of sick bay is this? All these salt shakers and not one of them has done a thing for my headache."

 

SHATNER: Did I remember my hair today?

 

Kirk: Can you hear me now? GOOD!



Spock: Damn it Jim, I'm the science officer not a doctor!

 

Oh give it to me captain, I'll paint myself green just so you can do me like there is no stardate."

Kirk: <mumbles unintelligently>


"There's something out on the wing, some.... THING!!!!"

 

Kirk: We don't have a redshirt with us. Someone could really get hurt.

Spock: Your orders, Captain?

Kirk: Every man for himself. Hope to see ya again!




Kirk: For the last time, I'm sorry I broke your computer, but you're barking up the wrong tree for someone to fix it.




Kirk: My mind to my mind...
Where did I put the dill weed?[/QUOTE]

 

MULHALL: Geez, my blind cousin could put this together faster than you.

 

Kirk: "Where the hell did I leave that Saurian brandy bottle!"

 

Captain Kirk was going to flunk his electronics correspondence course, for the second time.

Kirk: "Dammit, every time I turn around, someone makes off with my soldering iron!"

 

Kirk: Does this wig makes me look that fat??

 

Kirk: "Ever since Spock mind-melded with me, I miss Rayna more than ever...and, oddly enough, I can't seem to remember the combination to my office safe."

 

SPOCK: She is a green alien woman and you are James Kirk. The only logical answer is you are the father. No other answer is possible.

MCCOY: Ahem...