It saddens me to have to type the thread title.
I guess I know which remake idea is the most maddening possible, because unless they want to remake The Graduate as a first-person shooter, I can't think of any idea as cockamaimie as this one.
It's not April Fool's Day, is it?

It's not April Fool's Day, is it?
And the joke wears thin in 3...2...The project would see Jake and Elwood out of jail, with the latter searching for his real father.