Would you have sex with an alien?

[Gryffindorian]

This thread was inspired by Katy Perry's E.T. She won Best Collaboration (with Kanye West) at last night's Video Music Awards (VMA).

I keep thinking about the lyrics:

Kiss me, kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison

Take me, take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial

Then Kanye goes:

What's next? Alien sex. I'm gonna disrobe you, then I'ma probe you ...

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Probably not, most aliens have standards.

 

[Kemaiku]

Since it would most likely be physically impossible and probably painful to fatal for either of us, no.

 

[Gojira]

Only if she was cute!

 

[SmoothieX]

There he goes, homeboy fucked a Martian.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

If the alien looked like Katy Perry and was one of the species that kept its genitals in the same place (as opposed to on its knee or something) and roughly the same configuration as humans, sure, I'd go for it.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Depends on what "she" looks like and how the compatibility works. If it's a Star Trek-like humanoid female - sure.

 

[Mr Silver]

Depends if it is possible. It also depends on the usual factors such as gender (I'm heterosexual), attraction and what not.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

It also depends on the usual factors such as gender (I'm heterosexual).

Doesn't matter if it's Arcturian.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm not getting any sex right now, so any would be an improvement.

 

[ares93]

If the spots go all the way down, then hell yeah! I agree with R Wilco, if she's a star trek type alien (Vulcan, Betazoid, Trill) then yes.

 

[Mr Silver]

It's amazing how much alien sex fan-fic is out there. That's one of the reasons I gave up on reading the stuff, too much perverse sex and shipping.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Even if I knew her name when I woke up, I wouldn't be able to pronounce it.

 

[Thestral]

Thirded (to ares).

Also - ugh. Katy Perry by herself on that song makes it interesting to me in a "this is messed up but I like it" way. But Kanye fucking ruins it. Like, absolutely rips it to shreds and pisses on its corpse. It goes from being "hey this is a song about alien sex I wonder if there's a metaphor for messed up relationships" to "song about rape." Worst guest spot ever, then there's the unintentional awfulnessness.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Is the alien a Twi'lek?

 

[ares93]

I rest my case.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

No.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I mean, hell, i could end up being the progenitor of an entire new race!

 

[Roshi]

As long as the alien swallows I'm game.

 

[Holdfast]

If the alien looked like Katy Perry... sure, I'd go for it.

Indeed. On the other hand, if the alien looked like Kanye West, I'd be advising the President that it's time for a nuclear launch.