DS9 Caption Contest #36: Cause for Concern

[Isis]

O'Brien (to self): "Damn. I already saw that episode."

 

[Gary7]

Quark: (to Sisko) "Stooges? Who are these stooges you speak of?"

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "The trip is going well but really busy. And it sure is depressing with all this cold and rain. I miss the station."
O'Brien: "Uh, Commander, the video is working just fine from your end."
Sisko: "Oh, dammit."

 

[Gary7]

Sisko: "Thanks for the status report, chief. Things are going well here. I may extend my stay for a few days longer, though."
O'Brien: "Ah. I can see why."
Sisko: "What's your point?"

 

[boco]

Quark: See, Rom, I told you the spots go all the way down..
Worf hears them: Prepare to die , ferengi!
Quark shows him the finge, and they both run out of the room

 

[Isis]

Kira never listened when colleagues told her to "say it, don't spray it."

Bashir was enthralled by his new jazz hands instructional video.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quark: "Sorry we overheard your secret plan to destroy Ferenginar, Weyoun. We'll just be going now."

 

[Finn]

Bashir: I give up! How the heck did he know it was All Good Things?

O'Brien: Well, for one thing, We didn't have a beer belly the first time around...

 

[boco]

Bashir: I swear I didn't play darts with Morn while you were on the away mission!

 

[Vulpes]

Hello! Hello! Um, Curly couldn't make it.

Sisko was away on business and couldn't make their usual time, so he and O'Brien held their weekly staring contest via videochat.

Kira had some trouble grasping the concept of Twister.

Worf: That morse code... it dishonors me.

O'Brien [thinking]: Nothing's sadder than watching someone do the wave alone.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Bashir: "Then one of the Orion girls asked me if I knew what a 'Cardassian windmill" was, and that's when I said, 'I don't know, and I don't wanna know!'"
O'Brien: "Wuss!"

 

[Velocity]

Sisko: Room for one more in our game of Twister!

Kira: Uh, no...thanks. I have some self-sealing stem bolts to inventory...or something...I'm sure.

 

[boco]

Sisko: Major! Good that you're here! I could use another player in my twister team
Kira: I 'll have an incoming fight at Quarks in ten min, sorry, sir, I must go there..
Sisko: "Incoming" fight ?
Kira(low voice): I'll beat up Quark, only to not play twister...

 

[boco]

Kira: Who opened the Twister Orb??

 

[Gary7]

It took a few days for Major Kira to recover, and from that point on Bolian burritos were forbidden on the station.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kira: "Oh, you three have got a lot to learn about playing Twister! In the first place, the goal is not to avoid touching the other players! And in the second place, what's with the uniforms?"

 

[Vulpes]

Just remember: mine was the original Twister joke!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Ah! And I do this:

Jukebox: Come on, baby...do the Twist! Come on, baby...do the Twist!

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Gary7]

^ I almost didn't notice the pie... good one!