Star Trek XI Caption Contest #30: Not Another Reboot

[Isis]

Robau had viewed personal trainers as a weakness but was forced to cave in when he just couldn't lose those last fifteen pounds.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "When I look around that room at all those faces looking up at me, expecting me to know what to do, and I know all that responsibility rests on my shoulders, alone. And, Bones...what if I'm wrong?"
McCoy: "Oh, for Christ's sake, all they did was make you leader of our class study group!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Screenshot from 'Star Trek-The Director's cut'

EPIC!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Nero, turning around in chair and stroking a multi-legged creature: Ah, Captain Robau. You walk willingly into my -
Robau: *stares*:
Nero: ...
what was I going to say?
Robau: I am here to accept your surrender.
Nero: You are? Oh. Yes. I..
..wait. My ship overpowers YOURS by a factor of --
Robau: *stares*
Nero, meekly: What are your terms?

Kirk: Damn!
McCoy: What?
Kirk: I just now realized I grabbed the wrong uniform bottom this morning. These are Gailia's.
McCoy: Well, you've got the legs to pull that skirt off.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: I see you enjoy reruns of STAR TREK, too.

McCOY: Best hurry up, Jim.

The stinkbug infestation in this hangar is getting worse by the second.

 

[Finn]

Nemo: Do you know this man?

Robau: No, I don't know anybody that badass

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

McCoy: Actually, Jim, I *can* hear you over the sound of how awesome you are.

 

[LeadHead]

Ayel: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?

Robau: Oh, sure. No problem. I'll tell you-

Nero Screams and impales Robau

Ayel: Nero!

Nero: What? I'm not supposed to be the most thoughtful of villans.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Weren't you listening? I said when you see a sign that says 'Don't sit on wet paint,' you shouldn't do a headstand on it either."

 

[milo bloom]

How do all these birds get in here? I swear it's worse than walking around Home Depot and seeing all the birds living in the store.

 

[M'Sharak]

How do all these birds get in here? I swear it's worse than walking around Home Depot and seeing all the birds living in the store.

McCoy: Uh, Jim...