TNG Caption This #203: 24th Century Hijinks
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Riker: "Lieutenant Yar, can you confirm for the court that these are the same 'magic fingers' you referred to in earlier testimony?"
Riker: Freeze, all of you! I'm armed!
Riker: "I have here Lot #5, a right-sorry, a LEFT arm. We will open the bidding at 20 quatloos-do I hear twenty-five?"
Riker: "Say, could somebody give me a -never mind, I've already got one."
Gowron: I really like that TV show with Hugh Laurie playing the doctor. Glory to him....and his Hooooouuuuuuuussse!
Gowron: "Vacate the air around my derrier!!! I've got a round in the chamber!"
Riker: And in conclusion, Mister Barclay, we don't ever expect to see these holograms again. Is that understood?
Barclay <off screen>: Yes, sir!
Riker: Good. Because if we do, I'm turning you over to Mister Worf for discipline.
Barclay <off screen>: Yes, sir.
Troi: Reg, Geordi's reassigned you to me for the rest of the month. He asked that you be in my office at oh-900 sharp, for treatment.
Barclay <off screen>: Can I just report to Mister Worf instead?
Picard: If that will be all, I think I'll find out why Geordi missed this meeting. Has anyone seen him?
Data: On the way here, I saw him at holodeck three. He said he just needed a little assistance from a propulsion design model.
Riker: And in conclusion, Mister Barclay, we don't ever expect to see these holograms again. Is that understood?
Barclay <off screen>: Yes, sir!
Riker: Good. Because if we do, I'm turning you over to Mister Worf for discipline.
Barclay <off screen>: Yes, sir.
Troi: Reg, Geordi's reassigned you to me for the rest of the month. He asked that you be in my office at oh-900 sharp, for treatment.
Barclay <off screen>: Can I just report to Mister Worf instead?
Picard: If that will be all, I think I'll find out why Geordi missed this meeting. Has anyone seen him?
Data: On the way here, I saw him at holodeck three. He said he just needed a little assistance from a propulsion design model.
Well played sir!
Gowron: Get out of my way, Worf! That cheesesteak is MINE!!!!
Picard: Now Jake, if you will simply push the button that says 'autopilot', the shuttle will automatically return to the ship.
Jake (o.c.): OK, I did it. You're not still mad are you?
Picard: No, of course not. We're all glad you're still alive, because I've just received word that Starfleet Academy has regraded your qualifying exam. It looks like you're going to take the final entrance examination after all! Congratulations!
Jake (o.c.): I can't believe it! That's such good news!
Picard: It would have been a shame for you to miss that, because of some hasty misunderstanding. We'll discuss the arrangements once you're on board. Picard out.
Computer beeps.
Yar: What? Captain, there've been no communications from Starfleet!
Riker (giggling): Of course not. The captain's just trying to keep Jake's confidence up until he gets his shuttle back.
Picard: Quite right, Number One. Lieutenant Yar, once that child is aboard, take him immediately to the brig, to stay in solitary until his twenty-first birthday!
Yar: Holy shit! I thought I had it hard after I almost let Wesley get whacked on Rubicun III. You kept me and Data apart for a month!
Riker (to self): "I seem to be the only person noticing that the crewperson to Tasha's right is urinating."
<brief pause>
Riker (to self): "Oh, sh*t. Don't tell me this is another one of those stupid dream episodes."
Picard" "He should have worn the skant."
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