Smallville: 10x14 "Masquerade" - Discussion and Spoilers

[Trekker4747]

From CW.com/Kryptonsite:

Chloe and Oliver are mistaken for FBI agents investigating Desaad's recent string of murders and the pair are kidnapped by Desaad's minions. Desaad tries to infect Chloe with the darkness. Meanwhile, Lois tells Clark he needs to be more careful with his identity and suggests a disguise.

 

[Procutus]

Desaad tries to infect Chloe with the darkness.

That sentence brings all kinds of images to my warped mind.

 

[Trekker4747]

A polite little bump.

 

[Procutus]

A polite little bump.

As opposed to just rudely throwing it to the top of the heap?

 

[DarthPipes]

Heheh.

 

[Procutus]

waves to DP

 

[Trekker4747]

20 Minutes!

 

[DarthPipes]

Hey, Proc!

 

[Procutus]

So like, where is everyone? By now, this should be three pages long.

 

[Procutus]

Almost showtime. Hope more of the gang shows up for this.

 

[Trekker4747]

Overly dramatic Previouslies Sequence!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Here's a recap since we've ignored this plotline forever and you may have forgotten what the hell is going on.

 

[Procutus]

Nice recap, one of the few things this show does well.

 

[Trekker4747]

Lois? Should you really be doing this on the clock?

 

[Procutus]

WTF? DID HE JUST FUCKIN' FLY?!

 

[Nowhere Man]

If you had glasses, nobody would be able to recognize you.

 

[Trekker4747]

Yeah, did he fly?!?!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Man, the media is faster than a speeding bullet

 

[Samurai8472]

WTF? DID HE JUST FUCKIN' FLY?!

He jumped up to big ben then fell and ran

 

[Trekker4747]

"And there's already a lot of slash fiction out there about you and The Defender." (or whatever that name of the Supermanian-comic book hero in Smallville is.)