I want the poop to come out!!

[Danoz]

Just when I thought the world of anthropomorphic feces was limited to the work of our favorite animation duo I am both humbled and reminded to never take Japanese elementary school posters for granted.

At first I didn't know what it was, a happy blob of something on the poster outside the Principal's office at my elementary school, possibly a swirl of chocolate ice cream working its way through a dispenser. Upon further investigation...

こう門　(koumon)- most certainly means butthole. I was interested to learn this also means "back gate."
うんち出したい! (unchi dashitai)- according to my dictionary, translates as "I want the poop to come out!"
ぎゅう (kyuu, kyuu) - is the Japanese mock sound for something squeezing through something.

Wow! I learned something today O_O

 

[BolianAuthor]

Crazy Japanese.

 

[BlobVanDam]

Where else but Japan? Seriously, they never cease to amaze me with their awesomeness.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Was this about constipation? O.o

 

[BolianAuthor]

It won't be complete until a giant morphing robot comes into the picture.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

I assume that it's instructing very young kids when then should ask the teacher if they can go to the toilet rather than pooping their pants.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Maybe they're being encouraged to give a shit.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I quite like the brain's quiet but suddenly pronounced distress, and look of genuine but subdued crisis.

 

[The Inquisitor]

^ that's what my brain does after the 1st smoke of the day. If I'm not within 20 paces of a bog then I'm in trouble.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

I'm sort of disturbed that I now know the Japanese word for butthole. I don't think I'm anywhere near conversation level though.

 

[The Inquisitor]

Just showed the pic to a guy at my work who's wife is Japanese. He has a basic grasp of the language and says the speech buuble coming from the brain reads 'I need to shit'. He said he would need to show his missus to get a full translation.

 

[Trekker4747]

I like how the sphincter looks like a happy bunny rabbit. That's going to fuck me up for a while.

 

[the skullcowboy]

just when I thought I had seen it all on Engrish...A new champion emerges, in fact I think that poster has traveled back in time and ruined my innocence...

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

What would Akira do?

 

[Danoz]

Just showed the pic to a guy at my work who's wife is Japanese. He has a basic grasp of the language and says the speech buuble coming from the brain reads 'I need to shit'. He said he would need to show his missus to get a full translation.

Basically yeah.

うんち出したい! (unchi dashitai)
unchi = poop
dasu = dictionary form "to put out"
dashitai = conjugation of the verb to its "want to" form

Literally = Poop [get out] want.

I want to get out the poop. AKA. I need to shit.

Of course, "unchi" is a colloquialism and I'm told the most direct translation could be "shit," but it doesn't seem to carry the same negative "curse word" connotation that it has in the states unless it is specifically used that way.

 

[The Inquisitor]

^ probably die laughing at the super happy poo.

 

[backstept]

yatta!

 

[RoJoHen]

I always wonder who is in charge of designing these things.

 

[The Inquisitor]

^ I don't know but what a job.

 

[Holdfast]

Funny; the brain's expression's is the same as mine on seeing the poster.