Smallville: 10x13 "Beacon" - Discussion and Spoilers

[Procutus]

Justin Beiber!

Even on Smallville, you can't get away from that kid!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Poor Lionel, to be saddled with such a putz for a son.

 

[Trekker4747]

"And the kryptonite would tear though him."

"... and then someone would remove it and he'd pretty much be okay again a few minutes later pretty much like every other time he's been shot or injured by kryptonite."

 

[Nowhere Man]

Do people know Lionel is back?

 

[Procutus]

Aw now wait a minute, his only son? Lion-El spread himself all over the place. Luthor's are popping up all over the place. It's worse than the Ewings of 'Dallas'.

 

[Trekker4747]

And, come on! It's two thousand-fucking-eleven! Why is he using a non-automatic six-shooter! Get yourself a Glock, kid! Something with a clip, semi-automatic, SOMETHING better than the old Colt-style old-west shooter!

 

[Procutus]

Do people know Lionel is back?

I think they will soon enough.

 

[DarthPipes]

"You are a perfect match for Clark. You are both so fucking annoying."

You are on a roll tonight, DP.

I am.

Teenage Clone Lex has a whiny emo voice.

You would think Lionel's return would be giant news. How the hell do you fake that kind of death? Wouldn't there be some legal things even he couldn't explain? How the hell does he take over the Planet so damn quickly?

 

[Trekker4747]

T-Mobile girl is hot.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

And, come on! It's two thousand-fucking-eleven! Why is he using a non-automatic six-shooter! Get yourself a Glock, kid! Something with a clip, semi-automatic, SOMETHING better than the old Colt-style old-west shooter!

I was going to say you might not want to risk a misfire with a kryptonite bullet but I realized there's enough meteor rock to feed an M-60....

 

[Procutus]

Get yourself a Glock, kid!

A Desert Eagle will do some serious damage.

 

[Trekker4747]

It's The Invisible Man!

Oh, no. It's Chloe.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Where in the world is Chl-oe Sull-i-van?"

 

[Trekker4747]

"Clark, you're not Batman or Gil Grissom. Stop with the forensics and investigating, okay?"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

I will give this episode the highest rating possible if Lex fires the bullet and Clark just speeds out of the way.

 

[Nowhere Man]

"You are a perfect match for Clark. You are both so fucking annoying."

You are on a roll tonight, DP.

I am.

Teenage Clone Lex has a whiny emo voice.

You would think Lionel's return would be giant news. How the hell do you fake that kind of death? Wouldn't there be some legal things even he couldn't explain? How the hell does he take over the Planet so damn quickly?

That's what i'm thinking, it's extremely illegal to fake your death. The police should be all over him.

 

[Procutus]

You would think Lionel's return would be giant news. How the hell do you fake that kind of death? Wouldn't there be some legal things even he couldn't explain? How the hell does he take over the Planet so damn quickly?

It's Smallville. We're not supposed to think about things like that.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Haha, Luthor Security? Are you serious, Lionel?

 

[Trekker4747]

"Lex?"
"Never say never, yo."

 

[Trekker4747]

"Clark, I've been calling you."
"AT&T sucks, I know."