Alternative Movie Titles

[starfox]

I: The Search for Color
IV: The Search for Humpback Whales
V: The Search for God
VI: The Search for General Chang's Gaseous Anomaly
X: Attack of the Clone
XI: NCC-90210

Got any of your own?

 

[BlobVanDam]

Star Trek I: A Space Odyssey
Star Trek II: Ricardo Montalban's Chest
Star Trek VII: Crossovers
Star Trek XI: The New Class

 

[Skywalker]

Star Trek: The Search for More Money
Star Trek II: The Search for More Money
Star Trek III: The Search for More Money
Star Trek IV: The Search for More Money
Star Trek V: The Search for More Money
Star Trek VI: The Search for More Money
Star Trek VII: The Search for More Money
Star Trek VIII: The Search for More Money
Star Trek IX: The Search for More Money
Star Trek X: The Search for Relevance

 

[starfox]

Star Trek I: A Space Odyssey

Fitting

Star Trek: The Search for More Money
Star Trek II: The Search for More Money
Star Trek III: The Search for More Money
Star Trek IV: The Search for More Money
Star Trek V: The Search for More Money
Star Trek VI: The Search for More Money
Star Trek VII: The Search for More Money
Star Trek VIII: The Search for More Money
Star Trek IX: The Search for More Money
Star Trek X: The Search for Relevance

This is funny because I almost used The Search for More Money as the title for X before I changed it. Long Live Spaceballs!

 

[Roboturner913]

Star Trek I: Decker's Sexy Satellite Party
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Fine Corinthian Leather
Star Trek III: Chekov Wears Pink
Star Trek IV: They Are Not The Hell Your Whales
Star Trek V: The Search for a New Effects House
Star Trek VI: We Stole Half Of This Shit From Hamlet
Star Trek VII: Do Androids Dream of Electric Jokes?
Star Trek VIII: Are We Really Doing Moby Dick Again?
Star Trek IX: The Search for Firm Boobs
Star Trek X: Oh, Hell....Let's Just Blow Up A Bunch of Crap
Star Trek XI: The Search For Product Placement

 

[BlobVanDam]

Star Trek XI: The Wrath of Lens Flare

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Star Trek I: The Pajamas Party
Star Trek VII: The Great Forest-Cutting Saucer
Star Trek VIII: Magic Rocket Ride
Star Trek XI: The Future Is Mine

 

[Bob Karo]

Star Trek V: Yep, Catgirls!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Star Trek I: We were going to make another TV show but we changed our minds when Star Wars came out. Except, unlike Star Wars, we aren't going to have space battles. It's going to be like 2001. Go watch the second one, it's faster paced and the fans consider to be the best trek movie.

 

[LeadHead]

Star Trek: The Extreme Slow Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Beginning of Quality
Star Trek III: Someone is Stealing and Blowing up the Enterprise
Star Trek IV: The Golden Gate Parking Ticket
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered 24 Episode

 

[Warped9]

Star Trek - The Adult Story
Star Trek II - The Wrath of Doh!
Star Trek III - Doh! Part II
Star Trek IV - The Voyage Downhill
Star Trek V - Painting By Number On The Cheap
Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Cliche
Star Trek - Geriatrics
Star Trek - Piss On Continuity
Star Trek - Insufferable
Star Trek - Complete Waste Of Time
Star Trek '09 - Proving We Can Be Even Dumber

 

[Gepard]

Star Trek - The Adult Story

No.

 

[Warped9]

Star Trek - The Adult Story

No.

Compared to what followed, yeah.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Star Trek I: That One With The Bald Chick
Star Trek II: The One Where Spock Dies
Star Trek III: The One Where The Enterprise Blows Up
Star Trek IV: The One With the Whales
Star Trek V: The One That Sucked
Star Trek VI: The One With All The Shakespear
Star Trek: The One That's Too Confusing to Summarize While Maintaining Any Semblance of Brevity
Star Trek: The One With The Farmer From Babe
Star Trek: The One Where Data's Butt Inflates
Star Trek: The One That Was Depressing, But Not In Any Meaningful Way
Star Trek: The One That Just Came Out

 

[Cicero]

Star Trek: The One That's Too Confusing to Summarize While Maintaining Any Semblance of Brevity

Star Trek: The One with Kirk and Picard

 

[G2309]

Nick Meyer called his
The chest of Khan in an interview.

Star trek 1 Haven't we seen this movie before.

star trek 7 Even the writers think it's bad

star trek 9 the case for picards court martial

 

[starfox]

Star trek 1 Haven't we seen this movie before.

Star Trek I: The Changeling, re-booted

 

[Greg Cox]

StarStar Trek IV: The One With the Whales

You mean that's not the actual title?

In my experience, that's how most people refer to it.

 

[Too Much Fun]

XI: NCC-90210

This is my favourite suggestion so far. All these 'the one' titles just sound like episodes of "Friends"

 

[T'Girl]

"Star Trek Eleven: The Revenge of Nero."

Which will be change to "The Wraith of Nero" when George Lucas suggest that he still might make another Star Wars film incorporating the word "Revenge" in the title.

But after JJ Abrams makes the change, Lucas decide not to use "Revenge" after all and instead will use "Return."